Delaware Cemetery Begins Exhuming Bodies of Confederate Soldiers

[JJ_BPK]

The zombie games begin..

:cool: :mad::mad::munchin


Delaware City Council passed a resolution this week ordering the bodies of all confederate soldiers buried at Oak Grove Cemetery to be exhumed and relocated. The remains will be dumped in nearby Alum Creek Lake.

The decision to relocate confederate graves comes after violence broke out at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia last week. One woman who was protesting against the white nationalist groups in attendance was killed when James Alex Fields Jr. drove his car into a crowd of counter protesters.

Of 32 civil war graves at Oak Grove, 6 contain confederate soldiers. Work started early Saturday morning and is expected to wrap up this weekend.

http://www.delawareohionews.com/in-brief/delaware-cemetery-begins-exhuming-bodies-of-confederate-soldiers/

[Streck-Fu]

Spoof news... or is that why it is in comedy? :)

[Sdiver]

Well, it's always been said that "The South is gonna Rise Again" ...

Didn't know this was going to be the case.

:munchin

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In fact, here is a transcript from a letter to the editor written by senior correspondent, Ricardo Payne:

If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to fuck and mangle. We need to pull the ruthless dick of the law from our hindquarters and boo the barbarians in unison. When a police officer drives by, boo that animal and be sure that he hears you. Boo female police officers even louder than their male brethren. Every woman who decides to become a cop is one less whore to watch at the strip club or masturbate to while looking at internet porn. Let all cops know how damaging their presence is to your happiness and quality of life. Bellow loud and clear: “Booooooooo! Get back in the fucking police station until we need you, assholes!””

[bblhead672]

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In fact, here is a transcript from a letter to the editor written by senior correspondent, Ricardo Payne:
If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to fuck and mangle. We need to pull the ruthless dick of the law from our hindquarters and boo the barbarians in unison. When a police officer drives by, boo that animal and be sure that he hears you. Boo female police officers even louder than their male brethren. Every woman who decides to become a cop is one less whore to watch at the strip club or masturbate to while looking at internet porn. Let all cops know how damaging their presence is to your happiness and quality of life. Bellow loud and clear: “Booooooooo! Get back in the fucking police station until we need you, assholes!””

Well, that is elegant prose. Perhaps the DNC should hire him as a speechwriter for all their candidates in 2018 and 2020.

[CSB]

From the web site quoted ...


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[cbtengr]

Well, it's always been said that "The South is gonna Rise Again" ...

Didn't know this was going to be the case.

:munchin

Did you hear that from Lobert Lee?

[miclo18d]

Well with a name like Ricardo Payne.... what did you expect?

[BigJimCalhoun]

Unfortunately, I think we will soon see the day when historic cemeteries are vandalized as we are seeing happening with the monuments.