2005 Best Quotes (1st half)

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Team Sergeant
Someone need to start a 2005 "Best Quotes" list soon....

Ok I'll start. :lifter Maybe this can be stickied...when people find a great quote they can post. Or not.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5131&page=3&pp=15
Originally posted by Razor
Over, under, pressed up against...anywhere is fine. :D

Same thread:
Originally posted by Jack Moroney
Well as long as it is going to be a family affair, I'll bring the hand grenades.



http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5144 This one tickled TS's fancy and prompted his above quoted comment.
Originally posted by Razor
Don't fret, Joe--you're only one 'excessive use of force' episode away from qualifying. ;)

[Roguish Lawyer]

AirborneLawyer, smacking down NDD:

As a general matter, though, by your logic Rommel was a terrible general because the Germans lost WW2. And do you judge Col. Simons' abilities based on the failure of Son Tay to rescue any POWs?


and

Who says "he's so great"? Maybe he's great, maybe he's just really good, maybe he's merely qualified. But without knowing much about him, you pronounced him a bad choice because he is a judge and has a short beard.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=56774

[Roguish Lawyer]

NDD responds to AL:

Are you trying to tell me the federal government spent millions of dollars to investigate a local Arkansas law issue and not Shrillary? If I catch 1,000 guppies, do I get to call myself Ahab's Avenger?


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=56784

[Roguish Lawyer]

I like this thread!

AL again:

Montgomery won. Yet I wouldn't have placed him in command of a chow run.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=56792

[Gypsy]

I agree with RL on this one.

Originally Posted by Jo Sul
We don't need keys, we have explosives.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5089&page=3&pp=15

[alphamale]

There's something deep about this. Don't think I completely grasp it, but I get it enough to realize there's more there that I'm not getting.

Jack Moroney:terrorist-patriot, teacher-student, leader-follower,SF - SF

in thread: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=57322#post57322

[Gypsy]

Originally Posted by NDD
Winners write the history books - the losers are too busy cleaning up what's left of their country.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5216

[Pandora]

Hellll-looooo?!?!?!?!

It was MY box he was planning to use explosives on and I inadvertantly set him up for the sure shot - don't I get an honourable mention? (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5089&page=3)

:p

[Gypsy]

Couldn't pass this one up.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5271

Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
Hmmm, hot blonde Southern California co-eds or fat ugly San Francisco lesbians . . .

Not such a tough choice. LOL

[Roguish Lawyer]

NDD:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=58234

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!

AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.

BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.

Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.

BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.

It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!

[Roguish Lawyer]

Razor:

You do realize that a hammer is a form of lever, which provides significant mechanical advantage, allowing even tiny, girly muscles the ability to perform at levels nearly approaching mediocrity, right?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=58679

[Roguish Lawyer]

Jo Sul:

Does this mean I can use my government credit card to pay my informants at the local gentlemen's club?


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=59764

[Roguish Lawyer]

Jo Sul to Kyobanim:

I agree. I want your wife wrapped up in something from Fredricks. You can have my wife wrapped up in duct tape.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=60849

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Jo Sul
No, there is a better solution. First use diplomacy to build friendship and understanding - send John Kerry to Iran and Ted Kennedy to North Korea. As soon as these two reach the bargaining tables, THEN we launch our nukes. This way John and Ted can "feel their pain" (for a few milliseconds at least).


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5606

[Sacamuelas]

... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.

Jack Moroney

LOL

[Martinez]

... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.

Now that's awesome!

Jennifer sends

[TerribleTobyt]

... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.

Damn, whist I'da sed dat!!!!!!!! :D

Guess thats why hes a COL and I'm jesta enlisted swyne!!!!!!! :eek:

[NousDefionsDoc]

I'd wish him good luck, but luck has little to do with what we do.

Team SergeantHere (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=61877#post61877)

:lifter

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by The Reaper

Hey, kid.

Never, ever get in the way of a good catfight. :D




http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=61884#post61884

[Roguish Lawyer]

It is beyond my limited comprehension how anyone - even the squibs - could sit around in a room and say "Attack Submarine Jimmy Carter, yea yea, that will strike fear in their hearts" - we'll name it that. My new definition of irony - the words attack and Jimmy Carter linked forever.

Whats next? The Barney Frank Recon Kill Tank? John Edwards Fighting Knives?


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5678

[frostfire]

There's something deep about this. Don't think I completely grasp it, but I get it enough to realize there's more there that I'm not getting.
Jack Moroney:terrorist-patriot, teacher-student, leader-follower,SF - SF
in thread: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=57322#post57322
I would have to second that
*looking forward to the continuation of Col. Moroney title saga*

[Roguish Lawyer]

Motherrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=62403&postcount=16

:D

[Gypsy]

I'm thinking we should compile all of COL Moroney's quotes (with his permission) and publish a book...proceeds to his favorite charity.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5715

Originally posted by Jack Moroney
"Well I have known Jerry for 5 years and I will discuss it with him". Damn, Jerry, Jerry, I can just imagine how far that will go. So I answered, " Good, you discuss it with Jerry and I will discuss it with NDD." "NDD"? he stumbled with. "Yep, NDD-he knows things" Now I am sure somewhere in Gifford Memorial Hospital some secretary is frantically searching through the internet and medical library trying to figure out what NDD is.

[Gypsy]

On second thought....maybe all of our "quotees" should be included. There are so many gems!

[vsvo]

I'm thinking we should compile all of COL Moroney's quotes (with his permission) and publish a book...proceeds to his favorite charity.

I like your idea Gypsy :). Not only are the Colonel's quotes good, I enjoy the zingers that he often includes with his signature.

[Gypsy]

Not only are the Colonel's quotes good, I enjoy the zingers that he often includes with his signature.

Ditto!

[Roguish Lawyer]

Jesus, haven't even started yet and want to know how many times you can fail?

ONE! ONE! You get one chance and if you fook it up, we kill you and bury your worthless body in the grease pit behind the messhall. If you have a puppy, we kill it too.

Now go do PT.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=62988

[Roguish Lawyer]

You had to be there at the time...

We had a State Dept employee faint durung CQB training and another run off the range when she heard the guys firing.

Had one get stuck in a cow-fence, how you do that is beyond me...fat bastard

Had another one yank the fucking steering wheel because a bunny rabbit ran across the road. Almost killed all of us that...PhD piano playing dumb fuck!

How the fuck do you get a PhD in piano playing?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=63223

[vsvo]

There are no magic bullets, special potions, religious incantations, or amulets-just hard work.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5707

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Brewmonkey

UN Involment involves 3 things...

A begining, A muddle and no end!

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5799

[Roguish Lawyer]

Don't worry about it, I'm just horsing around. I didn't get to shoot anybody today, so my bio-rythms are a little off.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=64302

[Roguish Lawyer]

If I had 40 acres...
I'd buy a mule and have dead coons hanging around just to piss off...

Spike Lee
Jesse Jackson (include Jr. also)
Al Sharpton...etc.

LMMFAO!


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=64351

[Stargazer]

No wonder..."yellow" legal pads are still a big seller.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5760&page=3

[Rooster]

Laying prone in th O.P. with my bayonet under my chin, I better not fall asleep.

[The Reaper]

Laying prone in th O.P. with my bayonet under my chin, I better not fall asleep.

Rooster:

In case you failed to notice from the previous 34 posts on this thread, this is not a self-nomination process.

Please pay attention and get with the program.

TR

[NousDefionsDoc]

Here (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5931&page=2&pp=15)

As it sounds right now you seem fairly indecisive and appear to be running around in circles. Keep that up at an ever increasing speed as things get more and more complex for you and you are going to dissappear into your own 4th POC.

I actually had a flash visualization of this happening. All the while, the voice of Rod Sirling was in the background very calmly explaining the OODA loop to Jimbo and D9. While they were trying to build the design on a diagram with HAKs and tinker toys.

I got to stay out of my own aid bag. LOL

[NousDefionsDoc]

lksteve


i've known a couple of guys who were 18 when they went SF...one needs to be shot and i haven't heard much about the other one...

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5981

LOL

[aricbcool]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5948

Speeding toward armed checkpoints is about as intelligent as an unarmed Western journalists seeking interviews with islamic extremists on their turf.

Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid.

Thanks for that one TS. :D

--Aric

[Roguish Lawyer]

For short range work I like the EOTech - the Aimpoint went on the wife's carbine.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=66095

[alphamale]

Just some of the stuff you will wind up exploring as you find the answers to your question. Note - "as you find the answers". Anybody can point you in a direction - only you can make the answers your own. FWIW - Peregrino

from: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6115&page=1&pp=15

[Gypsy]

That poor girl. I'd bet the last thing that went through her mind was her ass. :D

Love and kisses.

Doc

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=67312

[Roguish Lawyer]

The context is FS says that her trainer suggested that she use steroids. Everyone says don't do it, and TR adds:

Or maybe he realized that you really wanted to be an XY, and was going to start you on your way by passing you the XY hormones.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67415

[ghostinashell]

Nothing like having a hairy chested, deep voiced, acne riddled, balding female with male facial and body symmetry characteristics. But hey, after taking the juice... you might be as strong as a below average/nonathletic male. Yep, its worth the risks and side effects. :rolleyes:
Spend the money on lessons with the Team Sergeant instead of the drugs.


http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=67398#post67398

[Roguish Lawyer]

Wow!!

Impressive creds! Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently as well?


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67681

[Roguish Lawyer]

PM to your Heart's content. I'm starting to feel as if I'm having a Duel with an unarmed opponent !!!!


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67683

[Roguish Lawyer]

Hey, how did that big European War gig you were working on for the past 50 years turn out?

Did you kill them in the Fulda like you planned?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67855&postcount=6

[Gypsy]

Yep...the whole post.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6221

Ought to be interesting. Swim test will clog the pool filters with disolving depends, barracks will smell like bengay, day room publication list will be approved by AARP, HUMVEEs and other vehicles will have portable platforms to allow folks to step up and into the vehicle, PX will have a whole new line of products such as grecian formula, preparation H, centrum silver. Troop towns will suffer cause all the "new guys" will be in bed by 2100 hours. Commanders will no longer be referred to as the "old man" because it will now become politically incorrect to have any comments referring to age. The VA will now become the medical provider of choice for the Active Military because they have the best experience in geratrics care. Yep, ought to be interesting. Kind of reminds me of the pictures of the Volkstrum during the waning days of the Third Reich. On the other hand if we are going to have 39 year old privates there may be hope for the rest of us FOGs, someone is going to have to provide adult supervision to the Great Gray Group of Gentle Gelded Grenadiers.

Jack Moroney-strapping my web gear on the back of my wheel chair

[Max_Tab]

Response to a SFQC student whining about not being kept informed...

Consider yourself lucky. If it was me, I wouldn't even talk to you. :p


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6069&page=1&pp=15

[NousDefionsDoc]

Link (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=71086#post71086)

two in one from lksteve:

i'm a left-handed non-conformist who runs with scissors

of course the mess hall in Mogoville wasn't very nice, so it's not like wearing our gear detracted from the ambiance...

LOL :cool:

[Smokin Joe]

Jack Moroney (again :) )

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6517


Jack Moroney-bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and I will organize, train, and lead them against you

Beatiful quote Sir!

[alphamale]

The Team Sergeant's response in Cincinnatus' topic on "Pain Management" in General Medical:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6518

I cannot remember all the bones I've broken. I can remember how many times I've been burnt so bad I had to stay in the hospital for a week, or the few times I've been operated on by military doctors.

How do I deal with pain management?

I think about all those that didn’t make it back.
And the pain eases.
I think about those who did return but have lost arms and legs.
And my pain shrinks.
I think about all those kids that are missing fathers and the pain they deal with daily.
My pain all but abates.
I think no matter how bad I feel I’d do it all over again, in a New York minute, and I would.
And of course there’s Motrin for the real shitty days…

TS

[ghostinashell]

Shocking study reveals that double above-the-knee amputees that take NSAIDs are less likely to run a marathon than people with legs! News at 11. :rolleyes: Is all that kippered herring starting to affect the Norgies' thought processes?


http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6624

[Gypsy]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6082

Originally Posted by Surgicalcric
The Democratic Party, the Hezbollah of the United States.

Crip

[Roguish Lawyer]

I hope they keep him around long enough to suffer thoroughly, then execute him in a particularly horrible fashion.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=72993#post72993

[pulque]

just a request that links to the original quotes go to the thread, not just to the individual post. :munchin

[Gypsy]

pulque you can always go to the beginning of the thread on your own, click "First".

[pulque]

pulque you can always go to the beginning of the thread on your own, click "First".


you can, if the link is to showthread rather than to showpost. mayeb I am missing something.

[Gypsy]

Hmmm maybe you are. When I clicked on one of the links I was able to access other pages in the thread.

Right under where it has "Welcome pulque" and your last visit/pm info is the area you should find the number of pages for the thead.




Edit to add...I just found one with your scenario. Don't know what to say...when I post a link I just hit "copy/paste" and it seems to have the whole thread...

[aricbcool]

When you come across a showpost link, there is an itty bitty link in the top right corner that takes you to the thread.

Hope that helps.

--Aric

[Huey14]

You can click that number to the right to see the individual post and therefore get a url.

But I've been drinking and it's late so I may have missed something.

[Martin]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=59340#post59340

Oh Please. This has nothing to do about toleration it has to do with choice. Now I will admit that some folks are down on their luck but their is no one in this country that cannot get off their ass and improve their lot in life. Folks that are scrounging around in dumpsters today made bad choices yesterday for the most part and are paying the price for not seizing the opportunities that they had available. Next you are going to tell me that folks that have diseases or problems associated with substance abuse had someone other than themselves pry open their lips, strap down their arms or spread their legs under duress. This country is not about solving everyone's ills and problems it is about providing the opportunity for folks to do their own thing to become whatever they choose with the constraints and reality of their ability and resources.

[Maytime]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=75228#post75228

I will not turn the proverbial other cheek. I will bust a cap on your ass.

[Roguish Lawyer]

snapclap meet the Team Sergeant - TS, snapclap

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6726

[Gypsy]

:D

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=75816#post75816

i don't know that much about bras...once i learned how to unhook them, i quit studying... :D

[alphamale]

2 from Sir Jack in Action Jackson's "After Basic" thread: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6789


His signoff:

Jack Moroney-cautioning that any plan is locked in jello and has to change as the variables that impact it change.is so spot-on. I wish that anyone who brought me something for peer review would understand that. It would keep people from clinging to yesterday's opinion as a "position" that needs defending. More data driven; less emotional.


FrontSight

[alphamale]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=76725#post76725

Allow yourself one minute to get all your "what ifs", "what will happens", and the ever popular "feel sorry for myselfs" in view - now blow them out - forever- and reset the mind. It happened - f... it and drive on. You will always glance back, its normal, - thems that never recover are the ones who stare. Your alive for a reason - it wasn't your time.

[Gypsy]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=77522

While the resouces and raw material to develop this product may come from virtually anywhere on the globe, and while you don't buy but rather buy into this product my submission of a truly American product is the US Army Special Forces Soldier.

Jack Moroney-product of Norway, Germany and Scotland with a whole lot of tweaking by a lot of great NCOs paid for by the US taxpayer and the blood of many that have gone before me.

[NousDefionsDoc]

Here (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6838)

.i doubt that the Jedburghs' used blanks to train with in Occupied France...

[aricbcool]

I'd like to nominate Doc for the eloquent and poignant quote that follows:

Keep looking at the world through American eyes and you'll get bitch slapped everytime.

Thanks Doc. :D

--Aric

Thread here: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6873&page=2&pp=27

[Roguish Lawyer]

I'd have to see the whole program to be fair, but I don't really care for it. It's too complicated, especially for level one. Too much, "Do this, and then do this, then move this leg here, then slide..." See what I mean?

I like, "Stop his foot! Gouge his eye! Hit him in the face with entrenching tool! Bronco stomp his head! Move out and draw fire!"

Plus my goal is not to end up sitting on top of him, my goal is to end up standing in a puddle of what was him.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=77640&postcount=12

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6872

[Roguish Lawyer]

Would you put a lamb in the middle of a wolf pack, and then expect the wolves to bleat and eat grass?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=78380#post78380

[Manstein]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6986

Someone should tell the good Docs that in prison you can make a nice shiv with a sharpened toothbrush so better ban those as well.


Have you been to England? It appears they banned toothbrushes long, long ago. ;)

lol

[aricbcool]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7014&page=2&pp=17
your hubris is noted...now repeat after me "i'd rather sandpaper a grizzly bear's ass in a phone booth than mess with THAT Colonel..."

Amen LOL :D

[jbour13]

I'd love to have the time to do the math and see what percentage COL Moroney is leading with in times he's been quoted or been a subject of good quotes!

I always look for his send-offs when he's done with his posts. Keep'em comin' sir.

[Roguish Lawyer]

I never heard anyone claim that a college diploma made a rucksack lighter.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7014&page=2&pp=15

[Roguish Lawyer]

The majority of homosexual discharges are granted to initial entry soldiers at a few posts who discover their orientation right after they discover that the military is heavy on authority figures, intolerant of nonconformists, and real training is a lot harder than it looks in the video games.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=80457#post80457

[Roguish Lawyer]

Ft Benning School for Boys is damned hot in the summer.

Infact its so hot if I owned property on both Hell and Columbus, Ga I would live in Hell and rent out Columbus...


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6431

[vsvo]

Only idiots and tyrants try to regulate morality.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7128

[Roguish Lawyer]

The bottom line is there is no way to stop it. But you gotta love the work. There's just something satisfying about watching a lab burn in the jungle first thing in the morning or seeing them standing in front of a camera and behind a table with all their snow and guns piled on it and their shirts pulled over their heads trying to hide their faces. And I love extradition days. Just knowing what awaits them when they lock down with Bubba later that night. Of course shooting them in the face always brightens a day.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7128&page=3&pp=15

[alphamale]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=80852#post80852

I do think she gets the advantage over Razor almost daily....Oh my GOD that is SO going to chap his a*s when he sees that!!! :D :lifter :D

Thank you NDD!!! ::kisskisskiss::

FrontSight

[Gypsy]

LOL!

When you were a little gurl, you poked sticks in wasps nests and kicked over ant beds didn't you?

From:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81313#post81313

[alphamale]

Now Gypsy!!!!

I claim NDD's on 06-11-2005 is *much* better! :D :lifter :D

FrontSight

[Gypsy]

Yes FS, I thought you might.... :D

[alphamale]

Almost missed this one from Firebeef! Will try to find a way to use it today. :)

Hang in there brother...if you don't reach for the stars, you'll always be an earthpig!

Excellent! :lifter

From the intro thread:
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81379#post81379

[alphamale]

On creating perspective

Jack Moroney-recalling sitting on the front porch of Lee's Mansion one evening all alone, gazing down on the nation's capital, and thinking about the significance of those that had fallen in support of political edict lying in mute overwatch upon those that had sent them in harms way.

I think every member of all three branches in DC should have to attend the flag raising and changing of the guard every morning before they go to create havo...work.


from the thread:
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81768#post81768

[Roguish Lawyer]

So I have been busting my ass went from 245 to 215 in three months do 3 miles in 25 minutes and 1 in 7 min. got the situps and pushups down whats killing me is the damn pull ups, been doing row machines and other crap to get the pull up muscles into shape. This is probly nothing for you guys, but after several thousand donuts and a few hundred kegs of beer let me tell you thats pretty good.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7258

[TFM]

This guy doesn't have the balls of the common nat. Give him a day,he'll soon cave in.http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7214


BTW If you’re not busting 300 on your PT tests you may want to consider a management position with Wendy’s. Just a thought.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5955&page=70&pp=15

[alphamale]

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7098&page=4&pp=15


... Special Forces is not for those that “think they can”. While that may be a great attitude for 4-6 year old kindergarten kids, it will not work in our world. If you are "unsure" at the age of 37 Special Forces is not for you.

A Special Forces soldier “knows he can” and will die rather than quit in order to accomplish his mission.

Team Sergeant

[alphamale]

Sweetbriar, from the Women's Humor thread

Mr. Harsey, of course we have a sense of humor. We keep falling in love with you guys, don't we?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7316

:D

[Roguish Lawyer]

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, two men are called a Law Firm, and three men or more are called a Congress. John Adams

If the present (Continental) Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise, in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour? Thomas Jefferson


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=83008#post83008

[Roguish Lawyer]

Bill Harsey, Love Doctor, Advisor to the Gender Confused!


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=83109#post83109

[Gypsy]

Well, as Senator Kennedy would say, let's drive off that bridge when we come to it.

TR

and

Actually, my etymology dictionary says "quagmire" in this sense was first recorded in 1775.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=83513#post83513

[Roguish Lawyer]

If you are planning on dancing, unless the book weighs 65 pounds, is OD green and has shoulder straps, you better be putting it down at least 2 hours in the morning and another 2 hours in the evening. Try reading in the front leaning rest.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=83735#post83735

[Martin]

:D

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7391
Well, if he was full-blooded, he would sail a longboat up the Euphrates, hunt them down, kill them, enslave their families, pillage, and then burn their villages to the ground.

[Roguish Lawyer]

Ms. FS,
I would never dare to tell you what to do, your running "anti-boy noise software".

carry on.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=85053#post85053

[Roguish Lawyer]

Man, there are way too many nominees for one poll. Tell you what, we'll do a first-half of the year poll now. I'll pare these down and post one in a bit. This thread is closed.