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Team Sergeant
07-14-2016, 12:31
Woman decapitated during sex by passing train

Richard Hartley 14 Jul 2016 11:28 am

A woman has died after a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.
The woman, who was on top, is believed to have looked up after hearing the train approaching.
She was killed in Ulan-Ude, Siberia, when the accident happened.

According to Russian news agency Pravda the woman and her partner were both homeless and were drunk at the time of the accident.


cont:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/14/woman-decapitated-during-sex-by-passing-train-6006368/

Streck-Fu
07-14-2016, 12:34
This is how I want to die......

Homeless .... ;)

BoomerUSMC
07-14-2016, 12:50
Drunk?

Box
07-14-2016, 12:53
...with my perpetually shitty luck I would be laying down facing the opposite direction and the only thing that I'd lose would be my cock.
Not my balls - just my cock.

In the horrific chaos that would ensue, I'd end up spilling my beer and getting blood on my best pair of shoes.

Then I'd be doomed to a life of sitting down to pee in the female shitters at Target.

(1VB)compforce
07-14-2016, 12:57
Woman decapitated during sex by passing train

Richard Hartley 14 Jul 2016 11:28 am

A woman has died after a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.
The woman, who was on top, is believed to have looked up after hearing the train approaching.
She was killed in Ulan-Ude, Siberia, when the accident happened.

According to Russian news agency Pravda the woman and her partner were both homeless and were drunk at the time of the accident.


cont:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/14/woman-decapitated-during-sex-by-passing-train-6006368/

As a woman?

cbtengr
07-14-2016, 15:44
Doesn't everyone wish to go out on top ? I'm with you!!

Old Dog New Trick
07-14-2016, 15:48
As a woman?

There goes another keyboard...LMAO! :D

Waiting for TS :munchin

Requiem
07-14-2016, 15:49
As a Russian?

:p

Sdiver
07-14-2016, 16:23
Homeless .... ;)

Drunk?

As a woman?

As a Russian?

:p

A Homeless, Drunk, Russian Woman .... Put 'em all together, and what do ya get?

The latest in Russian Mail order brides .... that can also cook pretty good, too. ;)

Requiem
07-14-2016, 18:06
A Homeless, Drunk, Russian Woman .... Put 'em all together, and what do ya get?

The latest in Russian Mail order brides .... that can also cook pretty good, too. ;)


Not to mention they've got one-track minds....

:D

Ncat97e
07-14-2016, 18:45
Alright, if no one else is gonna say it, I guess it falls to me. Que Yakov Smirnoff voice:

"In America, when a woman gives head..."

nousdefions
07-14-2016, 19:37
According to a source at the homeless shelter, she was a very warm person and had a good head on her shoulders....

Joker
07-14-2016, 19:53
Come on, you guys have a one track mind, please don't lose your head... :D

mojaveman
07-14-2016, 22:58
...with my perpetually shitty luck I would be laying down facing the opposite direction and the only thing that I'd lose would be my cock.
Not my balls - just my cock.

In the horrific chaos that would ensue, I'd end up spilling my beer and getting blood on my best pair of shoes.

Then I'd be doomed to a life of sitting down to pee in the female shitters at Target.

You're original Billy. :D