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No words ... :eek:
"It's the end of September, why are you here? You're supposed to be asleep."
Watch the video here ---> http://www.myajc.com/news/news/national/video-bear-gnaws-womans-kayak/nnr35/
Massive Facepalm to the "Nth" degree. :rolleyes:
Trapper John
10-02-2015, 12:13
:D
Just sent that video to my son....he'll love it. What an idiot!
:D
Just sent that video to my son....he'll love it. What an idiot!
Why ... Is he a bear or supposed to be asleep? :D :cool:
Trapper John
10-02-2015, 13:17
You funny Petason! :D
I pitty the poor fool that f's with his kayak...they (bear or whatever) better be hopin' he's asleep. And it won't be any pepper spray or "oh, please Mr. Bear".
Nope. it's gonna be Bear steaks tonight! ;)
That lady should be the motherfucking Secretary of Defense...
What are you doing Vladimir?
Go away Vladimir, your borscht is on the table.
Stop bombing my allies Vlad'
Go away...
...please stop.
Why are you doing this?
Dean Jarvis
10-02-2015, 14:52
They tell you, when in bear country to wear little bells on your shoes and carry pepper spray.....we'll ya know how to tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly bear scat :confused: grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray :D
They tell you, when in bear country to wear little bells on your shoes and carry pepper spray.....we'll ya know how to tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly bear scat :confused: grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray :D
They've got a warning sign for that:
OMG I had to stop watching it. Her voice drive me NUTZ!!!
OMG I had to stop watching it. Her voice drive me NUTZ!!!
That's because you are a Mountain Goat, not a black bear. They are immune to her voice. :D
Pat
That's because you are a Mountain Goat, not a black bear. They are immune to her voice. :D
Pat
You are wrong. Her voice drives black bears so bat-shit-crazy they have an insatiable desire to eat kayaks.:D
Typical liberal hung the tree, talk to the animals person.
Like the bear understands English?
Her at the cabin and a sail boat out in the cove. Not that remote a location. Bear is on the way to becoming a nuisance bear.
TOMAHAWK9521
10-03-2015, 09:39
You guys warned me about the voice, but nooooooo! I had to click on it. I think I handled about 10 seconds of the video before I had to stop. Holy Crap! That is annoying!
Stupid twit should have opted out of the condiment selection she was carrying and chose a thunder stick of some magnum-etude for that bad, wicked, naughty, very bad, rascally, impish, mean, troublesome, unruly bear.
"Go away bear, or I shall taunt you a second time!!"
You are wrong. Her voice drives black bears so bat-shit-crazy they have an insatiable desire to eat kayaks.:D
I think you are right! Can you imagine being married to that? :eek:
Pat
It should have gone more like this...
...don't move bear
...turn just a lit-tle more to the right bear
...(front sight, steady breath, squ-eeeeeeeze)
BANG
Stupid bear...
...damn this coat is warm!
I think you are right! Can you imagine being married to that? :eek:
Pat
When I heard her I ran over to my neighbors' house and chewed up part of their kayak. Well I guess it's off to the store to buy a replacement kayak.:D
Team Sergeant
10-03-2015, 10:52
I'd paid that bear to eat her just to make her stop speaking.....
That poor friggin bear had to endure that repulsive disturbing voice for what, a few minutes. Poor Poor bear.
Million bucks she stored fish/food in her kayak. Stupid is as stupid does.
Trapper John
10-03-2015, 11:02
Million bucks she stored fish/food in her kayak. Stupid is as stupid does.
That's exactly what my son said. :D
Having pepper spray and using it..... +1 point
Making continuous prey noise that is likely to provoke attack..... -50 points
Team Sergeant
10-04-2015, 09:06
Having pepper spray and using it..... +1 point
Making continuous prey noise that is likely to provoke attack..... -50 points
I didn't know "nasal whiney bitch" was a prey noise? :munchin
I didn't know "nasal whiney bitch" was a prey noise? :munchin
Sure is ....
Look how many in this tread alone who would like to kill her. :D
TOMAHAWK9521
10-11-2015, 22:01
Now I recall what this girl's reaction to the bear reminded me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
Now I recall what this girl's reaction to the bear reminded me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
I honestly felt a bit of trepidation in clicking on your link for fear that it was worse than the original, but I manned up. I'm relieved! :D
Pat
Team Sergeant
10-12-2015, 13:25
Sure is ....
Look how many in this tread alone who would like to kill her. :D
Nah, don't want to kill her, but the bear can....... ;)
How one should react to the same situation:
"BAM!!!!!!!!!!" [WARNING SHOT)
"GET THE F**K AWAY FROM MY KAYAY, NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[3 SECONDS PASS, bear goes back to eating kayak]
BAM, "I WARNED YOU"
[Now you'll make great bear steaks and a very nice rug.]