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03-20-2014, 15:18
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her right inner thigh.
Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.
She responds 'It's really cool.
If you put your left ear up against it,
You can smell the ocean.'
BMT
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantically calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day!
Help me!
Help me!
My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead
and I don't know how to fly.
Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."
Repeat after me:
"Our Father, Who art in Heaven. ... ."
;););)