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Kyobanim
11-17-2004, 04:05
I wonder if it was Kraft or Velvita cheese? (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html)
Jack Moroney (RIP)
11-17-2004, 06:16
I have always wondered just who has the original picture of the Virgin Mary against which all these folks are claiming to have seen a various likeness in everything from grease stains to window reflections. Was their somekind of yearbook from her early days in school, a newpaper clipping, perhaps a papyrus pen and ink sketch by some egyptian artist? Just a thought :D
Jack Moroney-yeah, yeah, yeah I know, you all think I'm going to hell for this one but been there done that-you don't know my relatives.
What self-respecting holy being would put their face on a grilled cheese sandwhich? Maybe this is the Virgin Mary's way of saying "eat me".
Sacamuelas
11-17-2004, 09:12
Maybe this is the Virgin Mary's way of saying "eat me".
LOL :D
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell. :lifter
LOL
brewmonkey
11-17-2004, 09:26
LOL :D
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell.
LOL
Wow, she has no sense of humor!
My wife and I are Catholic (our son is in Catholic School) and we were laughing our asses off about how gullible some people can be. :eek:
Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma??? :D:D
Bill Harsey
11-17-2004, 09:50
LOL :D
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell. :lifter
LOL
So you get in trouble at work too?
Jack, I'll go to my mother in laws and see if she has the picture your looking for in any of her old newspapers.
Shark Bait
11-17-2004, 10:04
How much do you think I could sell a pair of underwear for that has a skidmark that looks like John Kerry???
mumbleypeg
11-17-2004, 10:17
Damn it! I knew my virgin Mary Panini idea would eventually catch on. I kick myself for underestimating their value. I need to fix the umbrella and get my grilled cheese cart out to the corner.
I'll sell em fresh. No need to wait 10 years get em hot and runny.
Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma??? :D:D
My Dogma got run over by my Karma.
Team Sergeant
11-17-2004, 10:52
This needs to be in the proper forum.....
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell. :lifter
LOL
I suggest you play some nice music for her to make her feel better. May I suggest the song "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa, from the "Joe's Garage" album?
Wow, she has no sense of humor!
My wife and I are Catholic (our son is in Catholic School) and we were laughing our asses off about how gullible some people can be. :eek:
Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma??? :D:D
As a 'recovering' Catholic may I say....I LOVE that movie!
Jo Sul...your comment is a classic.
Guess we're all going to hell, see you on the way down Saca....:D
Goggles Pizano
11-17-2004, 12:29
I suggest you play some nice music for her to make her feel better. May I suggest the song "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa, from the "Joe's Garage" album?
Too funny. How about renting "Kentucky Fried Movie" and forward to the skit "Catholic high school girls in trouble". :D
God I love being Catholic! Laugh at your guilt everyone!!!! :p
I've been told I "just have to rent" KFM. Of course I was almost expelled from my Catholic school in the 8th grade, can't imagine what would have happened in HS.
:D
Bill Harsey
11-17-2004, 21:23
I've been told I "just have to rent" KFM. Of course I was almost expelled from my Catholic school in the 8th grade, can't imagine what would have happened in HS.
:DHow come all the bad kids are Catholic?
I couldn't possibly imagine our Gypsy getting in trouble for anything.
Born and raised the same here too.
How come all the bad kids are Catholic?
I couldn't possibly imagine our Gypsy getting in trouble for anything.
Born and raised the same here too.
Not sure Mr. Harsey, perhaps it is a result of all that "guilt" we're supposed to feel. About what, I'm not sure.
LOL wellllllllll....I wasn't an angel that is for sure. But at least I wasn't malicious...just a bit rebellious. Still am. :D Must be the red hair. Yeahh that's it!
Bill Harsey
11-17-2004, 22:08
I had red headed girlfriend once...
It's the hair.
I knew it! Hope she didn't get you into too much trouble. :cool:
Kyobanim
11-18-2004, 19:48
I had a red headed wife once . . .
Sounds like Bill was dating your wife . . .
The Reaper
11-19-2004, 12:52
LOL :D
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell. :lifter
LOL
Remember that Joint Ethics Reg you were issued?
There is another one on religious tolerance and consideration of others you may receive soon. :D
One of you PSYOP guys want to explain "hearts and minds" to the good Doc?
TR
The Reaper
11-19-2004, 12:53
How much do you think I could sell a pair of underwear for that has a skidmark that looks like John Kerry???
Nothing.
Not unique enough, they all look like him.
TR
Bill Harsey
11-19-2004, 13:19
Sounds like Bill was dating your wife . . .
Jo Sul, I have always had great respect for Quiet Professionals extraordinary analytical thinking and skills but IT WASN"T ME! :D
Bill - now THERE's and idea for you! How about a "John Wayne Bobbit Knife" for Special Forces wives?
. . . or maybe that was Frontsight's department (but I think you have to measure the circumference of something and send it to her).
alphamale
11-20-2004, 22:11
Hey I heard that!!! Ha! :)
FrontSight, 4 years in Catholic School
FrontSight, 4 years in Catholic School
Amateur! ;) I had eight. ARGHHHHHH. LOL
alphamale
11-20-2004, 22:55
Gypsy, what color plaid? Mine was navy.
FrontSight
PS: Did I mention in that discussion with Brewmonkey from that thread long ago, that in 5'th grade I asked a nun what were her qualifications to be teaching us Sex Ed?
PPS: OK, this much fun should be illegal, and my carriage is turning into a.... :: think think ... insert cool-tank-name-here ::
So nice to freely converse in English again! G'night! :)
FS...it was navy and white plaid. White shirt and that silly criss-cross tie that snapped closed. Of course some of us girls would "roll" our skirts at the waist band because a knee length skirt was just "uncool". Sooooo the nuns would carry out these surprise inspections and without warning make us kneel on the floor and if the skirt didn't touch the floor boy did we get into trouble! :D
LOL what did the nun say? "Have none"?
The Virgin Mary on a cheese sandwich? For sale? Over the internet? Morons.
I went to Catholic School for 6 years. Never made it to Catholic HS because I got kicked out of the 7th grade for constantly wearing KISS t-shirts under my uniform. Principal say the rock group stood for "Knights In Satans Service." :rolleyes:
Catholic girls were always naughty. That is what happens when people are oppressed and seek release, and I was a benefactor of that release.
Bill Harsey
11-21-2004, 09:02
FrontSight
PS: Did I mention in that discussion with Brewmonkey from that thread long ago, that in 5'th grade I asked a nun what were her qualifications to be teaching us Sex Ed?
Ok, this tells me something...
Jack Moroney (RIP)
11-21-2004, 10:45
Ok, this tells me something...
Tells me something also. I think the impetus for hidden knives came from the ability to keep those ugly pleated skirts weighted down by sewing in small pieces of metal around the edge. Damn thing would work like a weedwacker if she spun around in a circle. :)
Jack Moroney-allowed my son only one year in Catholic School at the behest of my mother in law.