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Sacamuelas
11-16-2004, 16:45
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/15/man.afire/index.html

"Another witness near the scene heard the unidentified man yelling in Arabic, "God is great," several times. And several witnesses said a bag the man was carrying started burning, pouring out thick black smoke that enveloped him."


Note to Terrorists, nutbags, and Libs.... I will happily buy the $2.00/gallon gas for you- PM ME for info. :D
NousDefionsDoc
11-16-2004, 16:56
In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.
QRQ 30
11-16-2004, 17:32
ALRIGHT!! A new modern version of the "Buhdist BBQ". :munchin
Guy
11-16-2004, 17:52
In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.

They oughta sell FUGAS. A lot harder to put out.
Jo Sul
11-17-2004, 08:00
OH NO!!! Its a fearsome new terrorist tactic called "suicide barbequing".
casey
11-17-2004, 08:36
Not just any jihadist lunatic, nope a 100% confidential informant/witness for the FBI (Famous But Incompetent) set to testify against a cleric in a very big upcoming venue.
The Reaper
11-18-2004, 12:38
In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.

Concur.

Since it is not for highway use, sell it without the taxes.

Did anyone think to bring hot dogs (pork, of course) and marshmallows to the party?

TR
Razor
11-18-2004, 13:43
I'd skip trying to cook food--they tend to get that nasty Jihadi taste from the fire. :)
The Reaper
11-18-2004, 14:00
I'd skip trying to cook food--they tend to get that nasty Jihadi taste from the fire. :)

Yeah, but the pork hotdog drippings and flaming marshmallows make a delightful glaze for the Jihadi.

TR
Pandora
11-18-2004, 14:32
Yeah, but the pork hotdog drippings and flaming marshmallows make a delightful glaze for the Jihadi.

Shouldn't this thread be moved to the Gourmet section?
Roguish Lawyer
11-23-2004, 18:42
LMAO - how did I miss this? It's so funny, it's going in the comedy forum!