View Full Version : 25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park
BMT (RIP)
06-27-2013, 06:45
Mind you, it was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the cops rolled up on this.
"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/delco/Cops-25-bike-cops-catch-pair-having-sex-in-park.html#V1vbAtsaGP46bxVo.99
:eek:
BMT
So that's where the term "Getting to home plate" comes from... :rolleyes:
Richard
Streck-Fu
06-27-2013, 07:05
I should not have clicked on the link....I need some eye bleach now.... :(
I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
PedOncoDoc
06-27-2013, 07:54
I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
It's never good when you can't discern where the jaw ends and the neck begins...
Streck-Fu
06-27-2013, 08:11
I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
There may be a .mp3 of two wet sponges being slapped together....You can use your imagination for the rest....
So that's where the term "Getting to home plate" comes from... :rolleyes:
Richard
Richard,,
I think "Bull Pen" is more appropriate..
:eek::eek::eek:
ddoering
06-27-2013, 09:33
Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
If she was hot there would be 25 videos out there.......:D
Team Sergeant
06-27-2013, 10:51
Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
LOL,
"WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING"
"DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT"
(I could have lived my life happy until I viewed the suspects pictures. Those 25 cops will now require PTSD counseling for sure.)
Awwwe man I just ate lunch :(
She was probably just getting warmed up for the " Women for Weiner" fundraising party in New York.
Damn, a little warning with that link would have been a kind gesture.
I spent the first few seconds just trying to figure out which picture was the guy and which was the girl.
Apparently, photos of the ordeal are already being leaked
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KSYhM5sBUQk/TdeO5Ztoo9I/AAAAAAAAAq8/MKdN5fde8ZE/s1600/wildebeest+mating.jpg
Oh God, please no!!
I need new glasses... I thought the subject line said 25 cops having sex in the park...
Sonofagunny
06-27-2013, 18:16
They were already having a bad day, y'know... bangin' somebody that ugly and all.
Then they get arrested?
Tough break.
No amount of drinking this weekend is going to tear that from my head :eek:
...maybe..I'll let you know....
I Bet she got tight real quick.... :D
cetheridge
06-28-2013, 06:58
They were playing baseball......she was on first base and he was "driving her home".
BMT (RIP)
06-28-2013, 07:20
Think about waking up one morning and finding her in your bed!!
BMT
Think about waking up one morning and finding her in your bed!!
BMT
I couldn't/wouldn't wake up. Can you imagine if your buddies catch you with that one? Talk about a moped :eek:
ETA: For those who are unfamiliar with the "moped" reference, the female in question is "like a moped" in the sense that they are fun to ride, but you better not let your buddies catch you on it.
On an aside, my buddy just saw these photos and asked me if I had any flour. Somethings very wrong with him :D
I couldn't/wouldn't wake up. Can you imagine if your buddies catch you with that one? Talk about a moped :eek:
ETA: For those who are unfamiliar with the "moped" reference, the female in question is "like a moped" in the sense that they are fun to ride, but you better not let your buddies catch you on it.
On an aside, my buddy just saw these photos and asked me if I had any flour. Somethings very wrong with him :D
"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire"
Barbarian
06-28-2013, 09:05
I couldn't/wouldn't wake up. Can you imagine if your buddies catch you with that one? Talk about a moped.
I don't know about you, but IMO, there's nothing fun-lookin' about that situation.:eek:
I don't know about you, but IMO, there's nothing fun-lookin' about that situation.:eek:
By couldn't/wouldn't wake up, if I found myself lying next to that sloppopotamus, I was referring to death. No one could/would want to live with themselves after such an act. Except the perp in question, and my buddy...and I sure hope he was being factious :D
Lol...Fuglies need lovin' too...
This behavior - by these participants - should result in a "shoot-on-sight" order !
;)
It's gonna be a looooong hot summer.
Hey !!!!!! ..... at least he was gettin' "some" !!!!
How many of you can claim that right now ????
:munchin
Hey !!!!!! ..... at least he was gettin' "some" !!!!
How many of you can claim that right now ????
:munchin
Yeah. But at what cost? Even if I was homeless I would have had to run away from that....
Hey !!!!!! ..... at least he was gettin' "some" !!!!
How many of you can claim that right now ????
:munchin
Sdiver,
That there was a gen-u-ine three-bagger...one bag for her head and two bags to carry the two bottles of Wild Turkey it would take to even begin to contemplate "gettin' some"...that picture may have been the single most effective contraceptive I've experienced in a while.
My old gang foreman was a Navy guy and he always said "any port in a storm" , personally I would rather take my chances with the storm.
mojaveman
06-29-2013, 01:23
Richard: "Oh come on, you've never done it outside before? Don't worry, nobody will catch us."
Jennifer: "Well ok, but keep an eye out."
Richard: "Oh shit."
At the park in the afternoon with people around? Talk about no class. Getting caught by 25 police officers? What bad timing. I'm waiting to see the video on You Tube. :p
The backseat at the drive-in was about as risque as I've ever gotten.
Kishiryu
06-29-2013, 02:14
This happened not even a mile from where I live...hell, I used to go running in that park...not anymore.
Edited to add: Thank god I didn't click on that link-seeing the mugshots on the news was bad enough.