Team Sergeant
01-04-2013, 11:23
Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute, a 'Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a free cell phone, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions are in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
I would have placed this in the comedy section but it ani't funny.
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute, a 'Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a free cell phone, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions are in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
I would have placed this in the comedy section but it ani't funny.