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Sdiver
08-29-2012, 12:26
The other night, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, I could tell she was starting to become frisky.

She rolled over to me and seductively said, "Whisper dirty things in my ear."

To which I replied, "The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room ....."

I was able to get the bleeding to stop, but ended up sleeping with a massive headache for the rest of the night.

Oldrotorhead
08-29-2012, 13:04
After a second back surgery in 10 months my wife told me if I didn't take better care of myself I would need a new wife.

I asked her who she had in mind. :D

Badger52
08-29-2012, 13:13
George Thorogood would be proud.
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