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BMT (RIP)
06-04-2012, 05:51
Airport TSA Screening Statistics




January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
>>>Transvestites<<<<< 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
>>>>Enlarged Prostates<<<< 8,249
>>>>>Breast Implants<<<<< 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that all 535 congress representatives had no balls.

BMT
greenberetTFS
06-04-2012, 10:47
Airport TSA Screening Statistics




January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
>>>Transvestites<<<<< 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
>>>>Enlarged Prostates<<<< 8,249
>>>>>Breast Implants<<<<< 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that all 535 congress representatives had no balls.

BMT

I knew there had to be a plus side to that job.......;) :D

Big Teddy :munchin
JJ_BPK
06-04-2012, 12:58
Airport TSA Screening Statistics

Natural Blondes 3
535 congress representatives had no balls.



:D:D:D:D
MR2
06-04-2012, 13:04
Thousands Standing Around