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Utah Bob
08-08-2011, 07:44
:eek:
Do men want to smell like Gen. George S. Patton?
The U.S. Army is banking on it. It’s licensed an official fragrance called “Patton” by Parfumologie.
http://militarytimes.com/blogs/outside-the-wire/2011/08/05/slap-on-some-patton-the-armys-official-cologne/
:munchin
It smells like dead Germans
Team Sergeant
08-08-2011, 12:39
It smells like dead Germans
LOLOLOL
Ahhhh, Smells like Napalm in the morning.
ZonieDiver
08-08-2011, 12:52
Just as long as it doesn't make you smell like "a pimp in a Louisiana whorehouse.":D
...fragrance called “Patton” ...apply by leather glove smack to the head.
Utah Bob
08-08-2011, 16:32
I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.
I'm waiting for the one that has hints of burning diesel fuel and feces with overtones of C4 cooked Ham and Lima Beans with subtle wisps of insect repellent.
I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.
I'm waiting for the one that has hints of burning diesel fuel and feces with overtones of C4 cooked Ham and Lima Beans with subtle wisps of insect repellent.
:D
Eau de Nam
greenberetTFS
08-08-2011, 16:40
Just as long as it doesn't make you smell like "a pimp in a Louisiana whorehouse.":D
:rolleyes::eek:
Big Teddy :munchin
Tree Potato
08-08-2011, 19:29
I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.
The Air Force cologne is called Stealth (http://www.amazon.com/US-AIR-FORCE-Parfumologie-MEN/dp/B002UPS1DQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312564047&sr=8-1).
It must've snuck by you. :D
Snaquebite
08-08-2011, 20:57
This can't be the Army's official cologne. The Armys Offical cologne is called, "Out of the closet" by George Michael.
Utah Bob
08-08-2011, 22:27
The Air Force cologne is called Stealth (http://www.amazon.com/US-AIR-FORCE-Parfumologie-MEN/dp/B002UPS1DQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312564047&sr=8-1).
It must've snuck by you. :D
Right. Couldn't see it.
It's the Navy that doesn't have one yet. But the Coast Guard does. Same thing right?:munchin