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Old 08-08-2011, 07:44   #1
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Do men want to smell like Gen. George S. Patton?
The U.S. Army is banking on it. It’s licensed an official fragrance called “Patton” by Parfumologie.
http://militarytimes.com/blogs/outsi...icial-cologne/
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Old 08-08-2011, 12:31   #2
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It smells like dead Germans
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Old 08-08-2011, 12:39   #3
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It smells like dead Germans
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Old 08-08-2011, 12:46   #4
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Ahhhh, Smells like Napalm in the morning.
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Just as long as it doesn't make you smell like "a pimp in a Louisiana whorehouse."
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...fragrance called “Patton” ...apply by leather glove smack to the head.
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Old 08-08-2011, 16:32   #7
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I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.

I'm waiting for the one that has hints of burning diesel fuel and feces with overtones of C4 cooked Ham and Lima Beans with subtle wisps of insect repellent.
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Old 08-08-2011, 16:37   #8
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I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.

I'm waiting for the one that has hints of burning diesel fuel and feces with overtones of C4 cooked Ham and Lima Beans with subtle wisps of insect repellent.


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Just as long as it doesn't make you smell like "a pimp in a Louisiana whorehouse."




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Old 08-08-2011, 19:29   #10
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I notice the Air Force doesn't have one yet.
Well they do actually but it costs $2,000 a bottle.
The Air Force cologne is called Stealth.
It must've snuck by you.
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Old 08-08-2011, 20:57   #11
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This can't be the Army's official cologne. The Armys Offical cologne is called, "Out of the closet" by George Michael.
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Old 08-08-2011, 22:27   #12
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The Air Force cologne is called Stealth.
It must've snuck by you.
Right. Couldn't see it.

It's the Navy that doesn't have one yet. But the Coast Guard does. Same thing right?
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