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neecheepure
03-05-2011, 18:48
"Tanks?! What do you mean they have tanks? I've got a f***in' sword and a four door sedan!"
:munchin
HEY!!! THE 72 VIRGINS ARE OVER THERE>>>>
:rolleyes:
That thrice-accursed son of a syphillitic camel over there sold me a rusty dildo!
I'm telling you, the bunker where Kadaffi keeps his vats of rearranging cream and straightening combs is over there!
I fought to liberate Libya and all I got was this lousy caption.
THIS is my parking validation, now open the [GERUNDING] gate.
Yo, where are the white women at?
Where's the front sight on this pig?
I feel like a moose around Sarah Palin...
That thrice-accursed son of a syphillitic camel over there sold me a rusty dildo!
It's his own damned fault. There's one born every minute. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3LL338aGA&t=1m45s)
Pat
You go down about 2 kilometers and take a right when you see the guy out behind his house making love to a goat. Not the house with the the old guy but the house with the middle aged guy.
Then drive just a goats hair further and you'll see a guy molesting a small boy. That's where you take a left. You'll see the sword shop where I bought this right next to the place that sells pork chops just up the street on the right hand side. If you pass the hot-dog stand you've gone too far.
mojaveman
03-05-2011, 22:14
"Hey officer, we have a revolution to fight and don't have time for no f&#*ing speeding ticket!" :p :D
dr. mabuse
03-05-2011, 22:29
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longrange1947
03-05-2011, 22:30
What the hell is this thing??? He gave it to me!!
mojaveman
03-05-2011, 22:38
"You makin' me come through this drive-thru again? You forgot my fries you SOB!"
As I told Kadaffi in his tent over there, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. So I took his fuckin sword.
Dozer523
03-05-2011, 23:01
well sure, I'm specul forces!
I was a 18W23R7Q91R14Z. I was on ODA 1. My Team SGT? Can't remember his name but man he worked us rented mules. I was in some sh!t, but I can't tell you about it cause I signed a NDA and if I even THINK about it I'll be locked up and they'll throw away the key. . . I've already said too much... I do teach a few classes you might be interested in . . . and Ladies? you know what they say about SF men? I'm here to prove it's all true.
I could use a beer. . .
Ret10Echo
03-06-2011, 04:07
"Did you see the SIZE of that Chicken?"
-OR-
"DA VILLAGE PEOPLE are playing at the Casbah....C'MON"
"I am angry...and you have the nerve to ask why I am so angry that I am willing to let you take my picture wielding this rusty piece of camel dung like some kind of sword? Well, I will tell you why!"
"We are Khadaffi supporters coming to fight the rebels when, being desperate for water, we saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, we hurried toward what appeared to be an oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties."
"'We asked this man, "Do you have water, you Zionist pig?"'
"'The man replied, "I have no water. But would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 dinars."'
'"We shouted at him, "You idiotic son of a wilderness wandering whore! We do not need an over-priced tie. We need water! We should kill you right now, you odious pile of donkey excrement, but we must find water first!"'
'"OK," said the little old man calmly, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a fine tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about twenty miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you can ever want. Shalom."'
"Cursing, we drove away to find this water....and now we are angry and driving back to see the old Jewish man because his whore-mongering brother won't let us in without a tie!"
CPTAUSRET
03-06-2011, 09:42
They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!
We were driving down a road and that's when Amir told us that there's a US Green Beret standing on top of a dune. We approached him and the Green Beret yells: "Hey, assholes! One Green Beret is worth FIVE Libyans!"
This made us very angry, so we sent five men and told them to "Waste that Allah-hating goat-lover", but just as they reach him, the Green Beret runs over the hill. They follow and suddenly there's screaming and shooting and a huge cloud of sand rises from behind the hill. Then, as quickly as it had started the commotion stops.
The Green Beret returns to his position on top of the hill. "Hey, pig-lovers! One Green Beret is worth TEN Libyans!"
We cannot believe this so we send ten more men and tell them to "Kill that soldier and Allah will give you all 100 virgins when you die!" Our men charged up the hill, and again the Green Beret runs behind the hill. The men follow, and all hell breaks loose. Grenades pop, men scream, bullets whizz, and a huge cloud of dust rises from behind the hill. And, as suddenly as it had started, it finishes.
The Green Beret returns to his position on top of the hill. "Hey, Islamabad-asses! One Green Beret is worth ONE HUNDRED Libyans!"
That made us fighting mad so we send the entire village and tell them "Kill this man I will give you all the oil in the world!!" The entire village charges up the hill like ants, screaming to Allah and firing off their AKs as they approach. Again, the Green Beret runs behind the hill and the Iraqis follow. Massive explosions spray through the air, men scream for their mothers and bullets rip through flesh. A 100 meter high cloud rises from behind the hill. And, as suddenly as it had started, it finishes.
A villager, with a dagger in his back, blood dripping from his head, and his clothes ripped from his body, claws his way painstakingly over the crest of the hill. 'Mahmud' he calls out to me 'Don't send any more men! It's a trap!! There's TWO if them!'
Whatever you do don't go over there.
Libyan
Why did we pick this guy to Car Pool
"I went over there with this rusty sword and I just saved 15% on my car insurance!"
"That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!"
DinDinA-2
03-06-2011, 20:07
Is that the way to the crapper?? It better be!
FXCOfire
03-06-2011, 21:32
Give me the damn Grey Poupon !!!!
cetheridge
03-06-2011, 22:36
"Like I told you before, Asshole....we ain't payin' no damn toll fee. Now get the f**k outta my way!"
The rent is too..damn high!
PedOncoDoc
03-07-2011, 07:51
(Aside - Is it just me, or does this guy look a bit like Sean Penn?)
"Make sure you get my good side!"
steel_eel
03-07-2011, 08:16
I'll show that bastard Santana what happens when he doesn't ask me to be on his duets album!
x SF med
03-07-2011, 10:00
Your Golden retriever has nothing on me infidel, I can hang out the window with a big rusty knife to have my ears blown back...
Masochist
03-07-2011, 10:04
(Aside - Is it just me, or does this guy look a bit like Sean Penn?)
Dead Man Driving? I Am Mohamed?
1stindoor
03-07-2011, 13:38
As I told Kadaffi in his tent over there, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. So I took his fuckin sword.
I think we have a winner.
Big Boss
03-07-2011, 13:55
@Mohammed: OMA! On our way to Justin Bieber concert!
"Hakim, I can’t be!!! JessicaSimpson just dump Nick!!!!! To the airport!!!"
"Open bar at Abdul-Ra'uf ’s Irish Pub!!!"
:D
Jim DeMatteo
03-07-2011, 14:31
Pardon me....Would you have any Grey Poupon?
(Aside - Is it just me, or does this guy look a bit like Sean Penn?)IMO, he looks how Charlie Sheen is going to look two minutes after he gets back his results from the AIM Healthcare Foundation [marginally NSFW] and five minutes before his Adonis DNA and tiger blood fail him as his #winning streak comes to an end. I'd say more, but there's a coven of warlocks <<LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/06/witch-community-upset-sheens-depiction-warlock/)>> at the door looking to buy monthly parking passes.
DaveMatteson
03-09-2011, 13:18
LISTEN TO ME!!! I am on the Cash Cab! YOU are my sidewalk shoutout. ANSWER THE QUESTION I JUST ASKED YOU! NOW!