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Utah Bob
01-29-2011, 08:38
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer..
...and a mop.
PedOncoDoc
01-29-2011, 12:18
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer..
...and a mop.
Cute...
Then, I thought about it (per your request). Skeleton's have no muscles, so he couldn't walk into the bar, nor did he have the lung capacty or vocal cords to place the order.
This is, of course, suspending belief enough to believe in reanimation. And, where did he/she keep the picture ID with its likeness on it to prove the skeleton was of age?
:D
mojaveman
01-29-2011, 17:02
Doesn't have to go to the bathroom a bunch of times either, nor will he ever get a beer belly. :p
A few skeletons, ghosts and others in my closet still talk, some gesture to have me remove the duck tape from their mouths.
But a Horse walks into a bar, orders a cold one, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Cute...
Then, I thought about it (per your request). Skeleton's have no muscles, so he couldn't walk into the bar, nor did he have the lung capacty or vocal cords to place the order.
This is, of course, suspending belief enough to believe in reanimation. And, where did he/she keep the picture ID with its likeness on it to prove the skeleton was of age?
:D
Doesn't have to go to the bathroom a bunch of times either, nor will he ever get a beer belly. :p
And that's why some guys like, "the super-thin model chicks"...right?:D hahaha
Glad I have curves......;)
Holly
mojaveman
01-29-2011, 18:43
Glad I have curves......;)
Holly
Dangerous curves? :D
Dangerous curves? :D
Are there any other kind?:lifter
hehehehe
Holly
Two ducks walk in to a bar
Think one of them would have............seen it :rolleyes:
Two ducks walk in to a bar
Think one of them would have............seen it :rolleyes:
That's why we say "duck". :p
Pat
They why we say "duck". :p
Pat
Do...not...get...it?
A duck, what?:munchin
Holly...want to know...:o
Do...not...get...it?
A duck, what?:munchin
Holly...want to know...:o
That's why we say "duck" (under the bar that's blocking our path). ;) They were blonde ducks. :D
Pat
That's why we say "duck" (under the bar that's blocking our path). ;) They were blonde ducks. :D
Pat
Okay Pat.....but still...wtf are you talking about???:o
Holly
Okay Pat.....but still...wtf are you talking about???:o
Holly
Post...number...eight (8) by PR31C. It was a different joke added 7 (seven) posts after Utah Bob's. :D
"Two ducks walk in to a bar [round metal barrier]. [You would have thought that] one of them [duck] would have............seen it [the round metal BARrier]". ;)
Pat
Longstreet
01-29-2011, 21:50
Two ducks walk in to a bar [round metal barrier]. [You would have thought that] one of them [duck] would have............seen it [the round metal BARrier]".
A slight variation of the above joke:
A man walks into a bar. It hit him right in the forehead.
jaYson
I once was in a "realtionship" with a world class super model. The night clubs and parties were all good times. However, the other, was like sleeping with a pillow case full of kitchen utensils.
ZonieDiver
01-30-2011, 05:23
Speaking of bars...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "If I show you something really amazing, will you give me my drinks for the night for free?"
Bartender says, "It had better be very amazing, and I get to decide."
Guy reaches into a carry-on bag, pulls out a tiny grand piano and sets it on the bar. He reaches in again and pulls out what looks like a GI Joe doll dressed in a black tuxedo. The little tuxedo'ed man sits at the piano and begins to play... beautifully. Soon the bar is transfixed... and full.
The bartender turns to the guy and says, "OKay, your drinks are on me - not only tonight but every night you bring him here. Tell me, where'd you get him?"
The guy says, "I was walking along the beach a week ago and found this lamp buried in the sand. As I rubbed it clean, a genie popped out and told me he'd grant me any wish I wanted."
"But I sure didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist!" :D
PedOncoDoc
01-30-2011, 06:33
A great telling of a classic joke...
Quentin Tarantino in Desperado (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6i-8s9Kzg) :D