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Richard
04-05-2010, 05:12
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"

Red Flag 1
04-05-2010, 06:11
LOL!!!How true......saves some on cost too, fewer letters.

Ether Bunny

JJ_BPK
04-05-2010, 07:15
then we're the best.



COOKIES


:D:D:D

Richard
04-05-2010, 07:39
yea, yea it's fine to make fun of us until you need us...then we're the best.

"And that's Weird!" ;)

Richard

Red Flag 1
04-05-2010, 08:37
"And that's Weird!" ;)

Richard

and strange........;)

RF 1

Dozer523
04-05-2010, 10:33
LOL!!!How true......saves some on cost too, fewer letters.

Ether Bunny
yea, yea it's fine to make fun of us until you need us...then we're the best.

It's still the same $$$ in billable hours.:p

Dozer523
04-05-2010, 14:18
That's it, Dozer, I'm giving your twinkies to TS.
Go ahead and try. He won't like em. They're sweet.