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Jimi3T
03-18-2010, 18:38
This a blog from a guy who lives with his elderly father. He records the things his father says and posts them on this blog. Such ramblings as:

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

"There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."

Check back from time to time for this guy updates this blog constantly. Feel free to read on and post your favorites.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

akv
03-18-2010, 18:47
Very funny stuff, funnier than most of the stuff on TV, your Pop seems quite the character.

-AKV

Red Flag 1
03-19-2010, 11:02
He does have a way with words. I liked the optimist vs idiot line:D.

RF 1

Jimi3T
03-19-2010, 12:23
"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

There are sooo many people that need this guy's wisdom. Makes me look forward to getting old so I can say whatever the f*ck I want.

I agree with you 100%.

spherojon
03-19-2010, 12:50
This put a smile on my face
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

ZonieDiver
03-19-2010, 16:43
"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

The funny thing about this statement, for me, is that it reminds me of many friends and acquaintances who really WERE "in the shit" in RVN, yet described what they did to others in the way this person's dad did. It made me smile...

Richard
03-19-2010, 17:48
About that APCOD...:rolleyes:

Richard

armymom1228
03-19-2010, 18:19
"I . Makes me look forward to getting old so I can say whatever the f*ck I want.

I have always said what I want. I just pick my battles.

lksteve
03-19-2010, 18:50
I have always said what I want. I just pick my battles.That just ruined a keyboard...:p

MackallResident
03-19-2010, 19:21
"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”

This man is incredible.