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greenberetTFS
02-17-2010, 11:01
The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.



He was wearing black fishnet stockings , a red garter belt , a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt. :rolleyes:



He also had a cucumber in his rectum. :eek:



The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care. ;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Richard
02-17-2010, 11:46
I saw that one making the rounds on the web last year - but he was wearing a Saints football jersey. :p

Richard

greenberetTFS
02-17-2010, 12:04
Richard,

I've had a spell put on you for your shameful comments about my Saints.......:(
Your going to get hit with it when you least expect it!...... :rolleyes: Be careful,very careful! :eek:

Big Teddy :munchin

Richard
02-17-2010, 15:01
Two years ago the dead guy had on a Cowboys jersey - any bets on what he'll be wearing next year - maybe a Redskins jersey again? :rolleyes:

Richard

Red Flag 1
02-17-2010, 15:08
Veggies have great benefits for the GI tract; but not this way.

Be worried Richard, be very worried! I am starting to believe that Big Teddy has the power:D


RF 1

robert2854
02-17-2010, 15:44
Hail to the redskins-Hail Victory

They maybe dead, but they have a new coach



KILL A COMMIE FOR MOMMIE