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Dozer523
01-27-2010, 13:07
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.... They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..
Dragbag036
01-27-2010, 13:26
That is so frickin funny. I'm sitting in a class with paramedics and nurses and cant wait for the next break...too funny man.
Excellent..... Too Funny
Is it that we don't understand, or choose not to???? :D
mojaveman
01-27-2010, 13:52
Pervert! :D
LibraryLady
01-27-2010, 14:00
... NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..
Truth. :lifter
LL
greenberetTFS
01-27-2010, 15:09
Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... :eek: Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........:rolleyes: He's terribly insulting to your womanhood.......;) LL gave him a pass but don't you do it!!!
Big Teddy :munchin
Dozer523
01-27-2010, 17:47
Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... :eek: Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........:rolleyes: He's terribly insulting to your womanhood.......;) LL gave him a pass but don't you do it!!!
Big Teddy :munchin My Posse? Yeah right.
Open jealousy now, tsk tsk tsk.
: Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........:rolleyes:
I thought it was pretty funny actually. :D
Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... Teddy, I'm starting to worry about you...
bandycpa
01-27-2010, 18:56
I thought that was freakin' hilarious. The mistake I made? Telling it to the wife.
Bandy
HowardCohodas
01-27-2010, 20:04
I thought it was pretty funny actually. :D
Once again, you're my hero. :)
Have to admit I found it funny enough to forward to my brother (an old Cobra pilot). It is one of those anecdotes that sort of stays with you awhile.
still laughing... so thank you Dozer!
armymom1228
01-27-2010, 22:44
Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... :eek: Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........He's terribly insulting to your womanhood.......;) Big Teddy :munchin
Teddy I would, but he wouldn't understand. :D
Dozer523
01-28-2010, 08:26
Teddy I would, but he wouldn't understand. :D
Fine. Army Mom, consider yourself de-possified.:D
FirstClass
01-28-2010, 13:05
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..
But men, don't assume that women assume to understand that we don't understand...The cycle never ends.
greenberetTFS
01-28-2010, 13:16
Fine. Army Mom, consider yourself de-possified.
Dozer,I thought you had your lunch,but the ladies "Rallied" around you instead, so I'm apologizing publicly ,only I'm just wondering about ?????? :confused::confused::confused:
Big Teddy :munchin
HowardCohodas
01-28-2010, 13:24
One of my favorites, because non-men participate. :p
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
greenberetTFS
01-28-2010, 13:29
Teddy, I'm starting to worry about you...
lksteve,
This thing between me and Dozer is best put as the tale that's told about Br'er Rabbit and Br'er Fox if you get my drift!................;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Dozer,I thought you had your lunch,but the ladies "Rallied" around you instead, so I'm apologizing publicly only, I'm just wondering about ??????
I just have a weird sense of humor Big Teddy. :D
Dirt Gallo
01-28-2010, 17:12
Hahaha. That was GREAT!
Read it out loud to the wife....you have no fan here on that side of the bed.
Am not part of the "in" crowd here, (in fact am just a guest here...,) and did not want to comment on this and spoil the fun, but, I just hope that none of ya'll ever have to watch a loved one in a coma. It is not fun.
Holly
bandycpa
01-28-2010, 17:54
Am not part of the "in" crowd here, (in fact am just a guest here...,) and did not want to comment on this and spoil the fun, but, I just hope that none of ya'll ever have to watch a loved one in a coma. It is not fun.
Holly
Holly,
I'm sorry. I should have thought about that before I commented. My deepest apologies to you.
Bandy
Dozer523
01-28-2010, 18:45
Dozer,I thought you had your lunch,but the ladies "Rallied" around you instead, so I'm apologizing publicly ,only I'm just wondering about ?????? :confused::confused::confused:
Big Teddy :munchin Wonder no more my older Bro!
It's cuz I'm cute and funny and they think I'm rich.
Am not part of the "in" crowd here, (in fact am just a guest here...,) and did not want to comment on this and spoil the fun, but, I just hope that none of ya'll ever have to watch a loved one in a coma. It is not fun.
Holly
Holly you're a long time member here, I'm quite certain you know that no one is or would seriously make fun of, or joke about, anyone in a coma. This is the comedy zone, everything posted here is...comedy.
And yes, for the record I have watched someone I love in a coma.
frostfire
01-28-2010, 22:27
whatever happened to "it is better to give than to receive" :D
That was baaaaaddddd. I've done the same function as a nurse in a hospital. No, it's not the one you're thinking.
1. When my girl stands in the kitchen, hands on hips and says, "what were you thinking?", I just smile, and say, "I wasn't".
2. The other night I'm lying in bed with my woman at my side. I touch her shoulder and follow her form to her back and down to her waste line. I reach over to her breasts and feel between their shape, she sturs. I proceed, lowering my hand to her belly and stop. I'm waking her. I continue, lower, until I find what I'm looking for. She awakes and asked, why I stopped?
I tell her I found the remote.
WD