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Geenie
11-08-2009, 16:25
Gentlemen,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM

what a punchline :D

kimberly
11-08-2009, 17:08
LOL, That was funny.

steelcobra
11-10-2009, 12:46
Text version for those of us deployed and unable to watch youtube?

Triman19
11-10-2009, 13:19
Haha I like it! What movie is that?

PSM
11-10-2009, 13:37
Text version for those of us deployed and unable to watch youtube?

Larry Lawrence (Bob Hope): You live here?

Geoff Montgomery (Richard Carlson): Yes.

Larry Lawrence: Then maybe you know what a zombie is.

Geoff Montgomery: When a person dies and is buried it seems that certain voodoo priests who have the power to bring them back to life.

Mary Carter (Paulette Goddard): How horrible.

Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?



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The movie is "Ghost Breakers".

Pat

akv
11-10-2009, 14:11
IMHO from , " A Bridge Too Far"

( As US and British troops link up in Holland)


Col. Robert Stout: I'm Bobby Stout.

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?

Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.

greenberetTFS
11-10-2009, 14:14
IMHO From , " A Bridge Too Far"

( As US and British troops linkup in Holland)


Col. Robert Stout: I'm Bobby Stout.

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?

Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.

I like it...............;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Scimitar
11-10-2009, 16:20
One of my favourites...

Classic stuff from a bridge to far.

Link - We havn't the room to accomidate your surrender (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li65P_3lvM)

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