View Full Version : Med bags at Disney World

07-04-2004, 11:26
The weekend was the Martial Arts US Open out at Disney World. Acting as a judge this time, I had plenty of opportunities to view the Disney paramedics in action.

We had to call them over to the ring where we had sparring for 30 and over males to treat a cut over the eye. The 2 medics showed up, 1 male, 1 female. The male looked at the wound and started requesting items from the female. She dropped her Disneyworld backpack on the floor and started searching for the items.

This was the typical kids backpack with one large zipper compartment. Her assorted bandaids were kept in a large ziplock bag, ointments and fluids in another, etc. At one point she got frustrated at not being able to find the correct size bandage and unloaded the bag on the floor, cursing under her breath.

When they were finished I said, "That's a poor excuse for an aid bag." She looked at me and said, "We have to use what they give us."

Aint that some shit. Billions a year in revenues and they can't even equip these people correctly.

The Reaper
07-04-2004, 11:59
Bet it was a cute bag, though!


07-04-2004, 12:18
Wonder what Guy's vet bag looks like.:munchin

The Reaper
07-04-2004, 12:21
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Wonder what Guy's vet bag looks like.:munchin

Clippers, combs, picks, shampoo, a blow dryer, doggie nail clippers and polish, rhinestones, just what a young SF (San Francisco) soldier needs in his bag.


07-04-2004, 12:42
I have a vet by the name of Dr. Han.:D The dog with "no balls" goes in for surgery Wed for gall bladder stones.

Have him on Rx: Clavamox 250mg 2Xday/7days and Acepromazine 5mg as needed...to calm his ass down because of all the fireworks.:o

"Roo-Roo where the hell are you at?... the QPs guys are making jokes about you". :D And yes that is his name! :p

Team Sergeant
07-04-2004, 12:52
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Wonder what Guy's vet bag looks like.:munchin

Funny you should ask. He sent me a picture of his aid bag yesterday.

07-04-2004, 13:59

07-04-2004, 14:26
Whenyou gonna shoot your desogns to egg for some marketing :D


Team Sergeant
07-04-2004, 15:02
I'm probably on Guy's list now…

07-04-2004, 15:10
Originally posted by Team Sergeant
I'm probably on Guy's list now…

Right behind the dwarf

07-04-2004, 21:46
Shoot, back in Georgia, the medics would climb out of the rig, one smoking, the other spitting a dip out, while hitching his pants up.

The one time I stoped to help a bike v auto and this happened, i had more medical equipment than they did. Such a comfort. :eek: :rolleyes:

At least in Alaska, every one has to be a Paramedic/FF.

07-05-2004, 12:34

My toy poodle is a mean lil winch, that's why that Rottweiller almost killed her ass...run up on another dog that out weighs you by 140lbs.:eek:

That med kit is for the boygeorge dog and I'm not about to carry one.:D

If i had seen that midget MFer after that carbomb went off...Our resident "jawbreaker" :D would not have been able to help him.