Make Me Happy and Sad

[BMT (RIP)]

Joe tell's his wife" tell me something that will make me both happy and sad".

Wife replies" your penis is bigger than all of your friend's".

BMT

[Razor]

Ouch! :D

[PSM]

Why did my wife laugh at this one? :confused:

Pat

[armymom1228]

hahahahahaha... I laughed too... :D

[mojaveman]

Ah-ha! :p

[Richard]

How about "I want a divorce...and they're all your biological children." :p

Richard's $.02 :munchin

[Penn]

And they are migets....