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Roguish Lawyer
01-28-2004, 15:28
I am no longer alone!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Surgicalcric
01-28-2004, 15:31
Welcome ABL!

Say...what do ya got when you have two lawyers up to their necks in cement?? lol :D

JD

Roguish Lawyer
01-28-2004, 15:31
Remora, my ass! Here you are:

NousDefionsDoc
01-28-2004, 15:32
RL has also been paying attention - he called out the QRF! LOL

Well done!

Roguish Lawyer
01-28-2004, 15:32
Originally posted by Surgicalcric
Welcome ABL!

Say...what do ya got when you have two lawyers up to their necks in cement?? lol :D

JD

Not enough cement. You really wanna go down this road?

Airbornelawyer
01-28-2004, 15:40
Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
Remora, my ass!
A remora is like a cross between a shark and a leech. Somehow that seems appropriate. ;)

So now I've got to find 100 things to say (or chicks with guns to post) before Bill the Cat can join me here?


Why are lawyers like sperm?

Roguish Lawyer
01-28-2004, 15:54
I don't know.

At the risk of having this thread moved to the humor section:

God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.

When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?”

Airbornelawyer
01-28-2004, 15:57
Why are lawyers like sperm?


Because one in a million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Roguish Lawyer
01-28-2004, 16:00
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?






















How many can you afford?