Richard
04-30-2009, 16:37
The Patriot Micro-Communications Chip (PMCC) is designed as a cost-effective, one-time use, uni-directional implant for terrorists seeking to speak with God.
The precision implant is specifically designed to be installed by select military personnel into the forehead/temple regions of individually identified terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to immediately communicate directly with God.
The PMCC comes in a variety of sizes (see graphic chart).
Disclaimer -
The PMCC may cause some short-lived pain during the implant procedure.
Known side effects include temporary dizziness, headaches, bleeding and/or swelling that may occur near the selected point of implantation.
The procedure - when properly performed - is irreversable.
If you know someone who could benefit from a PMCC implant, contact the United States Special Operations Command to arrange an appointment. Implant fees may be waived for deserving implantees.
Richard's $.02 :munchin
The precision implant is specifically designed to be installed by select military personnel into the forehead/temple regions of individually identified terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to immediately communicate directly with God.
The PMCC comes in a variety of sizes (see graphic chart).
Disclaimer -
The PMCC may cause some short-lived pain during the implant procedure.
Known side effects include temporary dizziness, headaches, bleeding and/or swelling that may occur near the selected point of implantation.
The procedure - when properly performed - is irreversable.
If you know someone who could benefit from a PMCC implant, contact the United States Special Operations Command to arrange an appointment. Implant fees may be waived for deserving implantees.
Richard's $.02 :munchin