RT AXE 10
04-27-2009, 18:59
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"
The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
The man replies, "About a gallon"
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"
The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
The man replies, "About a gallon"