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greenberetTFS
02-17-2009, 11:45
Subject: Double Window Pane
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and
today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole
year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I
told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me
last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he
felt like an idiot.
GB TFS :munchin
Subject: Double Window Pane
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and
today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole
year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I
told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me
last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he
felt like an idiot.
GB TFS :munchin
Sir,
LOL! Seems like she used her "jedi-mind-trick" on him, and it worked!
Holly
Red Flag 1
02-17-2009, 12:09
BT,
Have to agree with Holly! Hellllooooooooo, one dumb caller....one crafty blond!
My kinda girl!
RF 1
Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo :munchin
Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo :munchin
Nice.
:D
Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo :munchin
Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.:D
Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.:D
Not gonna comment on red-heads anymore...
But...Hot Latinas are a force to be reckoned with...as am sure You are familiar!:D
(Note to All: They worship SF_BHT...and rightfully so!;))
Holly
Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.:D
We've no need to sneak around, I'd call us more...resourceful. :p
Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.:D
We've no need to sneak around, I'd call us more...resourceful.
Red Heads Sneaky little devils ????? :confused: :eek:
Naaaaaaaa......a Red Head will most DEFINATLY let you know when she is in a room or doing anything else. ;)
metelliana
02-19-2009, 20:48
Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo :munchin
Or maybe she wasn't a blond or a redhead. Maybe she was a strawberry blond.;)
Or maybe she wasn't a blond or a redhead. Maybe she was a strawberry blond.;)
That is what we call a Dizzzzzy Redhead.