frostfire
05-23-2008, 03:26
SWEET Mrs. NEELY
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
- "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
Minister: "Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
Mrs. Neely (smiling sweetly): "I don't have any."
Minister: "Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
Mrs. Neely: "Ninety-eight."
Minister: "Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and
not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
- "I outlived the b*tches."
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
- "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
Minister: "Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
Mrs. Neely (smiling sweetly): "I don't have any."
Minister: "Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
Mrs. Neely: "Ninety-eight."
Minister: "Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and
not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
- "I outlived the b*tches."