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Snaquebite
01-19-2008, 08:05
... and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No,"
he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.

" The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?" The SF guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says
you're not wearing any panties...." "

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The SF guy smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Goggles Pizano
01-19-2008, 10:23
The question now is "does this work"? :D
Any AAR's out there? :munchin

jbour13
01-19-2008, 12:28
The question now is "does this work"? :D
Any AAR's out there? :munchin

NO!!!

I heard this one long ago and thought that it would work while stationed in Hawaii. I did get a laugh, then a good swipe was taken. I'm quick......she was quicker (I had a few adult tea's, Long Island types, 13 each). :rolleyes:

Which reminds me, getting hit in the ear in any fashion is a sure way to get a leg up on an opponent. She could have finished me, but turned and stomped off.

I still won :p

Bill Harsey
01-19-2008, 20:10
Just read this outloud to my wife.
She didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.:D

Abu Jack
01-20-2008, 07:56
Just read this outloud to my wife.
She didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.

They never do.

LeapingGnome
01-20-2008, 16:43
Sounds like a good drunk bet....i'll let ya' know when i find a sucker to try it out...

Sdiver
01-20-2008, 17:01
Sounds like a good drunk bet....i'll let ya' know when i find a sucker to try it out...


What kind of Watch are YOU gonna use ???? :D

LeapingGnome
01-20-2008, 23:39
I think that the bet might have to involve the use of a casio calculator watch...that and a pair of velcro strap running shoes will get you laid.....never...