Child Birth

[BMT (RIP)]

Should children witness child birth.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place......smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

[Gypsy]

:D That's a good one!

[Mav]

LOL :D

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The real question is should a redneck child witness a child birth.

Seems Billy Bob's wife, Luellen Sue, was having a baby. Oh, this wasn't her
first. As a matter of fact, she had given birth to 6 children over the past
5 years. Billy Bob considered her a REAL baby machine.
Well, here she was, big bellied again when a storm blew up and hit their
trailer park's energy center. The doc had arrived just minutes before to
help with the delivery. Anyways, doc asks Billy Bob to shine the flashlight
at his wife so that he could deliver the child. Billy Bob complied. Out
popped a raven haired little boy. Doc slaps his bottom and the child begins
to cry. Meanwhile, doc notices that Luellen Sue is still in labor. He has
Billy Bob shine the light on his wife once more and he delivers her of
ANOTHER youngster. Billy Bob is amazed as he looks on his two brand new
sons. The doc notices that she's still in labor and has Billy Bob shine the
light on his wife again, and again, she is delivered of a child. Billy Bob
finally asks the doc....





Are you ready for this???....


Hey doc, you think the light is attracting them?????

[LibraryLady]

...Are you ready for this???....


Hey doc, you think the light is attracting them?????

groan....:eek:

[Monsoon65]

Geez, both of them are great! I'm stealing them!

[Beach Bum]

What is really sad is that some of my patients seem to be just that stupid!