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NousDefionsDoc
10-03-2006, 19:04
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story ?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass goodbye!

PSM
10-03-2006, 19:09
:D

Stealing it! ;)

Pat

NSDQ
10-03-2006, 19:14
So true & funny. Nice one NDD :D

Gypsy
10-03-2006, 20:08
Outstanding lesson! :D

vsvo
10-03-2006, 20:15
:D

Stealing it! ;)



Ditto!

LOL - thanks, NDD!

Sdiver
10-03-2006, 20:42
:D

Stealing it! ;)

Pat

Same...same...

Ambush Master
10-03-2006, 21:28
Bill,

That is more DEAD-ON than a JDAM or SDM!!!!:D

Later
Martin

Ambush Master
10-03-2006, 21:44
You're frantically Googling SDM!!!!:D

x SF med
10-04-2006, 06:43
You're frantically Googling SDM!!!!:D

Nope.

NDD-
So true, it's scary - funny, but scary.

Roguish Lawyer
10-04-2006, 19:09
LOL

CPTAUSRET
10-04-2006, 19:12
Dead on!