For you scientists

[Sweetbriar]

Research is hell.

http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html

[mugwump]

I'd give him an 'A'

"Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should've declared CS. I still wouldn't have any women, but at least I'd be rolling in cash."

[Peregrino]

Maybe if he had embeded the crystal in calibrated ballistic gelatin his results would have been independantly verifiable. :D Or since his entire exercise was to repeat previously conducted experiments - that's what undergrads usually do - he could have reduced the S/N ratio and gotten meaningful data. Obviously the data points that lie outside his postulated curve represent "noise" and should be ignored. After all - he did everything "by the book". I'd better quit now before I get burned at the stake. :p Peregrino

[Slantwire]

How'd you get a copy of...

Wait, I don't remember writing that.