True / DUMB / but true

[Eagle5US]

SO I am at work in the ED here at Madigan and sign up on the board for a Female patient, 28 y/o, with nausea-

Entering the room there is a very petite blond (5'1 / 100lbs), wearing hipsters, tight T-shirt, a fair amount of make-up and "Claires boutique" jewelry.

The interview progresses, and as a normal course I ask if she is feeling any heaviness or tightness in her chest.

With all seriousness, she looks at me and says
"Yes, I have a TERRIBLE heaviness and tightness in my chest, so much that I find it is hard to breath sometimes"

:eek:

Her vitals looked fine, so I as her how long this had been going on.

Once again, with a most pitiful and pained look on her face-
"Well, honestly, ever since I got these D sized implants-I used to be an "A":rolleyes:

Eagle

[CoLawman]

And?...............quit holding out, finish the darn examination!

[CPTAUSRET]

PIC's, we need PIC's!

Terry

[Peregrino]

Obviously not bright enough to understand the concept of "be careful what you ask for." :rolleyes: Peregrino

[Kyobanim]

To quote another person on this board . . .

"This thread is usless without pics . . ."

:D

[Sdiver]

PIC's, we need PIC's!

Terry

Well, it may not be Eagle's Pt, but I can see a riot brewing if nothing is done.

Here ya go.......:eek:

[jbour13]

I'm sure that 18D's in training everywhere would benefit from your "experience" in assessing this patient.

I think posting a pic and posing the question of "What can you see wrong with this patient." :D

[Brother Rat]

Obviously not bright enough to understand the concept of "be careful what you ask for." :rolleyes: Peregrino

Those are the fun ones...
LOL