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Old 10-01-2008, 11:49   #1
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For those who wonder about all those new FMs being published by TRADOC...

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Old 10-01-2008, 13:00   #2
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Nice ones Richard.....
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:07   #3
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Ahhh...that pesky request from the users in the field.

Note: FM 3-90 (Tactics) is 592 pages.

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“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:12   #4
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Ahhh...that pesky request from the users in the field.

Note: FM 3-90 (Tactics) is 592 pages.

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Those are great. Where did they come from?
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:28   #5
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Friends--combat arms types stuck in TRADOC writing doctrine who are known as The League of Disgruntled Majors.

Here is their manifesto. I'll keep posting them as they come in to me.

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We are the League of Disgruntled Majors, a loosely affiliated group of officers in the United States Army. We are comprised mostly of Major’s, though we are certain that there are Lieutenant Colonels and some senior captains who align themselves with our beliefs. We have even found we have compatriots of similar grades in the other armed forces of the United States. We are mostly those who work behind the scenes of an operation to make it successful. We seldom march at the head of formation, kick in doors, fly aircraft, or drive tanks, though we support those who do daily, with little fanfare. We are planners, logisticians, communicators and coordinators. To steal a phrase from the special operations community, we are “quiet professionals” who do our jobs well, though are seldom recognized for it. For our efforts, we are infrequently praised, and frequently disdained by those we support and those we help make successful.

We are patriots. We serve because we love our country and because we agree with most of its policies, though some may be flawed. We agreed to give up personal comfort and personal freedom to serve a cause which we believe to be a higher calling. We serve to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, regardless of the political party in power; past, present or future. We serve the American Ideal.

We have forgone Glory. Many of us used to be Soldiers who kicked in doors and took the fight to the enemy, though we do it no longer. Those we support use the M4 Carbine and up-armored Humvee gun-truck as their weapons. We use MS Office, a laptop, and an internet connection. You will not see us in a Time-Life photo spread on images of war. We will not be interviewed for TV, unless it is on a 3:30 AM C-SPAN airing of a congressional subcommittee meeting investigating US Army expenditures on Non-Tactical Vehicle leases in a theater of war. We wear combat patches on our right sleeves, but those who go off the installation to patrol the streets wonder if we actually deserve them. We are certain we do.

We are lab rats. We are gerbils in a cage. We are doe-eyed white rabbits naively believing the Army will take care of us as it performs experiments on us with monikers like “Task Force 21”, “OPMS 21”, “Transformation”, and “Modularity”. When the experiment produces inconvenient results, we, like other lab animals, come to the cold realization that we are to be euthanized. Or at least our careers are.

We are “They”. We are the shadowy “They-people”. When something goes wrong or a new policy is released, and those around us say “They screwed it up” or “They said we have to do it this way”, we are “They”. We work in invisibility…until something goes awry, then we are in a spotlight hued red by anger and frustration. Those we support don’t necessarily know what they want, but they will know when they see it, they want it yesterday, and lots of it…They don’t care how much it costs, until they get the bill.

We are Cannon-fodder. When we do our jobs well, we are frequently found at fault for it. When we fulfill our obligations, we are deemed “roadblocks”. When we are successful, we are viewed as unsuccessful. Those we report to don’t understand what we do, and have no intention of trying to. As a result, when it comes to advancement, evaluations, assignments, and awards, we are frequently at the bottom of the heap. We are perpetually “center-mass” in order to help build the profile for those our raters do understand. We have reached the point where this surprises us no longer. We will simply keep our heads down, keep working, and see what happens, come what may. We will fulfill our obligations and do our jobs, expecting no accolades from those we support. We know that the Army expects more commitment from us then it will provide to us (paraphrased from the Army Training and Leadership Development Panel Report, lest we be cited for Plagiarism).

We Embrace Ambiguity – Mediocrity – Sarcasm. These are our watch-words. Ambiguity, because if we are lucky, the climate we operate in will be Ambiguous at best. Mediocrity, because regardless of the quality or timeliness of our output and contribution, those we support will view our efforts as mediocre compared to their own. And Sarcasm, because at times the only way to survive to fight another day is through the biting balm of sarcastic humor.

We Look Forward to Our Pay-off. Why do we put up with it and why do we continue? Why not hang up our seat-worn uniforms and join the civilian sector? Because in the end we know our jobs are important and that that our Army would not be successful without us. But more importantly, we know that prior to leaving the Army and entering the retirement rolls, we will be in the most powerful positions in the Army. No… we won’t be generals or commanders, or even high powered staffers. We will likely still be Majors, passed over twice, sitting in dimly-lit offices in the basement of the pentagon, with longer than regulation haircuts, rumpled uniforms, unkempt mustaches and a bottle of scotch in the bottom right-hand drawer of our desks. We will be the most powerful men in the Army because we will be Majors getting ready to retire with nothing to lose by telling you exactly what we think, consequences be damned…We will be the most dangerous men in the Army.
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:51   #6
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Here are some more LDM items.

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Old 10-02-2008, 10:57   #7
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Ballad of the Powerpoint Ranger

(To the tune of "The Green Berets")


Requests are made, from day to day,
Briefings held, and changes made.
Graphics slides, a must they say,
and PowerPoint is the only way.

Computers crash, and printers stall,
Overloading protocol.
Network's down and soldiers cry,
Briefing's late so heads will fly.

Pin PowerPoint Slides upon my chest,
Full-color slides, they look the best.
One Hundred Slides were made that day,
But only three were ever displayed.

A smile came on the General's face,
Slides were done and looked just great!
T'was up all night, worked really late,
Just to hear, the General state:

My soldier son, your slides were great,
Briefing's done, slides up to date.
One problem son, the color's wrong,
One more chance, or you'll be gone.

So tell my mom, I've done my best.
Pin PowerPoint Slides on my chest.
One hundred slides were made that day,
But only three were ever displayed.


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Old 10-02-2008, 11:07   #8
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Any experience with this one? It used to be so...and then came VGTs...PPT...what's next?

"A long time ago, on a planet far away, SF brief-backs were given on flip-charts. Not many, regardless of how complex the mission might be...say 10 to15 max. But then came PowerPoint..."

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Old 10-02-2008, 13:10   #9
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Richard those are great.

You know I remember doing the brief-backs on Butcher pad. Simple and focused on infill and the OBJ. Then came PPT........, Within a 2 year period everyone wanted everything in PPT.........., Then Fancy PPT presentations............ I remember one time when we were critiqued on our PPT presentation was not properly formatted and was boring. I told the BC to come on our 25,000ft infill and and 30 mile treck t the TGT he would find out we were not boring. I hatted PPT on active duty it was a way for arm chair non field people to F$#k with the teams.

When I retired and went to DOJ I found out that DOD is light years ahead of them on technology. Hell they could not cut and paste much less do a PPT show. After 8+ years here they have not gotten any better. It is amazing that for an organization requiring 90% or more of the employees to have a college degree that they are so stupid when it comes to the technology world.

Keep them coming.....
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:33   #10
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Daily dose of doctrinal wisdom!

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Old 10-07-2008, 08:55   #11
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Latest doctrine humor.

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Old 10-07-2008, 09:36   #12
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Richard:

CUTE!

Frustrated staff Officers. Some things never change, merely the technology involved!
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:44   #13
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Doctrine Man strikes again.

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Old 10-14-2008, 14:28   #14
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Latest Doctrine Man stuff from the LDG at Leavenworth. This has gained the attention of a few "superior" officers and the implication of "legality issues" has begun to make the rounds of the staff sections.

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Old 10-14-2008, 15:56   #15
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When I retired and went to DOJ I found out that DOD is light years ahead of them on technology. Hell they could not cut and paste much less do a PPT show. After 8+ years here they have not gotten any better. It is amazing that for an organization requiring 90% or more of the employees to have a college degree that they are so stupid when it comes to the technology world
Eight YEARS! They have college degrees and they can't do Powerpoint? Man!
That is incredible
Shel Silverstein wrote;
If you have to wash the dishes, such an awful boring chore.
If you have to wash the dishes, instead of going to the store.
If you have to wash the dishes and YOU DROP ONE ON THE FLOOR,
Maybe THEY WON'T LET YOU WASH THE DISHES ANYMORE.

Perhaps they are "stoopid" in a rather smart way
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