electric scooters
not sure how I feel about that
-not a bulldozer stolen from the motor pool
-they weren't drag racing rough terrain forklifts
-they weren't doing 15 miles an hour on the shoulder of the autobahn
-they weren't doing 75 through the housing area in a rental car
electric scooters got the entire brigade locked down
...they should have just settled for shitting on the chests of 10 dollar hookers
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