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HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA
FUCK YOU AND THE LIBERAL POX THAT YOUR GREED AVARICE AND DISCONNECTED SENSE OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS HAS CAST UPON THE REST OF THIS NATION
I HOPE YOUR DIGITAL OVERLORDS TURN OFF YOUR COFFEE POTS TOO
...UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE ONLY USING DNC-APPROVED FAIR TRADE COFFEE FROM AN APPROVED POLITICALLY PROGRESSIVE COFFEE VENDOR
EAT YOUR PEAS CALIFORNIA - EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PEAS
EAT EVERY LAST MOTHER FUCKING ONE OF YOUR STUPID LEFT COAST PEAS
WE - THE CONSPIRACY NUTS - FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
WE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU SO FOR 50 YEARS
NOW GO TURN IN YOUR GAS CARS AND DONT YOU DARE PLUG YOUR FUCKING ELECTRIC CAR IN UNTIL YOUR MASTER GIVES YOU PERMISSION
HERES ONE FOR YOU - THAT TESLA MESSAGE IS TOTALLY NOT PROOF THAT YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE FIRST STEP IN THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFORMATION TO A SOCIAL CREDIT RATING THAT WILL MAKE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY LOOK JEFFERSONIAN IN COMPARISON TO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR OVER THE LAST FEW GENERATIONS. NOW GO AND PLAN YOUR DAY AROUND THE GOVERNMENT-APPROVED DAILY SCHEDULE THAT YOU HAVE VOTED INTO OFFICE
JOE BIDEN CHEATED
THE CLINTONS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE FROM THE PLANET NIBIRU
WRESTLING IS REAL
JOHN CENA SPEAKS CHINESE
EPSTEIN DIDN'T COMMIT SUICIDE
THE MOON IS A HOLLOW SPACESHIP MADE OF GREEN CHEESE
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN
SANTA CLAUSE IS REAL
THE EASTER BUNNY IS A HARE
ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE
UP IS DOWN
WAR IS PEACE
THE MOON LANDING WAS DIRECTED BY STANLEY KUBRICK
MY NAME ISN'T REALLY 'BOX'
...that is all. You may all return to your regularly scheduled government programming
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