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Originally Posted by JimP
Some Romeo and Juliet (possibly Troilus and Cressida..?) mixed with St. Crispin's.
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Ah yes, the tragic tale of two star-crossed liberal extremists; Bandon Montague and Dr Jill Capulet...
Dr Jill Capulet:
O Brandon, BRAAAAAAN-DON !!! wherefore art thou now Brandon?
Deny thy corruption and refuse to answer any more questions;
Or, if thou wilt not stoppest thine talking to the press, be sworn not to telleth the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Bandon Montague:
[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Is this my inside voice or am I speaking out loud?
How in the fuck did I get here?
Dr Jill Capulet:
'Tis but thy name that makes us married you idiot - I seeketh only your lofty lifestyle;
Thou art thyself, though not a functioning adult.
What's is a functioning adult anyway? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man.
(or woman, or trans women, or transman, or gay transman, or whatever)
O, be some other name for there are so many genders to remembereth!
What's in that bitches hair? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
STOP SNIFFING PEOPLES FUCKING HAIR JOE
So Brandon would were he not Brandon call'd,
Retain that dear perfection with which he sniffs the hair of creeped out children and women that feareth the secret service...
Without that title. Brandon, dufus be thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee take all myself.
Bandon Montague:
I dont,
What are we...
I don't understand who is...
...where are my notes?
Dr Jill, I take thee at thy word since I'm not sure what to do next...
Dr Jill Capulet:
[Aside] for fuck sake Joe, just wave and say, "
God bless our troops"
Bandon Montague:
God bless us, EVERY ONE !!
...can we go get some ice cream now? I'm tired