Old 09-28-2021, 02:17   #1
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Being quick

So, I found a mans sweater on the Bach of a chair in the studio,
ITS not Mine!!’

I ask Estella who sweater it was as she came down the steps this morning.

I said, “Lucy you have some explaining to do”.!

“Who’s sweater is that, did you have man in the house?

She said, “I have to buy a building”!


(Our building on the market, she’s all there the minutes she wakes up!)

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Old 09-28-2021, 06:52   #2
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Penn....you having a stroke? Say again in English please.
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Old 09-28-2021, 07:41   #3
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Estella's implied humor was "she's a working girl, a trollop, with generous visitors....."
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Old 09-28-2021, 08:17   #4
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that funny
make laugh
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Old 09-29-2021, 09:02   #5
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Got it. Glad you're OK - I'll go get my humor meter calibrated. it's been missing in action since this demented, feckin' eggplant got elected. I need to laugh more. This shit walking around angry all the time is starting to piss me off.

Guess I took the wrong presidency to stop sniffing glue.
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Old 09-29-2021, 18:20   #6
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Got it. Glad you're OK - I'll go get my humor meter calibrated. it's been missing in action since this demented, feckin' eggplant got elected. I need to laugh more. This shit walking around angry all the time is starting to piss me off.

Guess I took the wrong presidency to stop sniffing glue.
Fry up some eggplant.
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