Season Two Trailer is out !!!
Fade in on a tight shot of a man wearing Bruno Magli shoes, walking swiftly down a freshly swept city street - the camera pulls back to get a wide shot of a bustling metropolis - a quick cut of a gray haired but strikingly handsome sharp dressed man in his 50's pulling on a pair of Aries Light Driving gloves (the kind that didn't fit OJ Simpson)...
...the music is playing - music you love - music you love a lot
A few jump cuts of action between Detective Box and Special Educagent Lesko Brandon - shoulder to shoulder - punching it out with the bad guys - and the narrator (in that voice we all love hearing on TV) lays out the teaser for the new season of "Routine Crimes Unit"
Detective Box is is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, women adore him, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he uses a whip, he has a manly beard and disarmingly blue eyes, he punches people, he goes on adventures, he has a myriad of skills, he punches people...
...hilariously sexist and offensively opinionated, but ALWAYS a gentleman
Fade out...
...roll Red Bull commercial
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Last edited by Box; 05-02-2022 at 13:05.
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