05-01-2015, 07:53
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Muslim Scholar: Wives Must Have Sex, Even on Camels, When Husband Demands It
If I was a woman I'd want to be a mooslem woman for sure...... You just can't make this shitte up...
Muslim Scholar: Wives Must Have Sex, Even on Camels, When Husband Demands It
by Mary Chastain30 Apr 2015
Perak Mufti Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria, a Malaysian Islamic scholar, first claimed that marital rape does not exist but took it a step further when he insisted a man can enjoy sex with his wife even on a camel.
“Even the Prophet says even when they’re riding on the back of the camel, when the husband asks her, she must give,” he exclaimed. “So there’s no such thing as rape in marriage. This is made by European people, why should we follow?”
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http://www.breitbart.com/national-se...nd-demands-it/
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05-01-2015, 08:17
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I think there must have been a mistranslation. He said it was OK to have sex with camels.
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05-01-2015, 08:22
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Nice...
...I need to rush right out and find a camel for date night.
The question is, will the police arrest me if I am banging my old lady on a camel?
One thing is for sure, these overly independent American women we have been saddled with need to be knocked down a few notches and converted to Islam.
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05-01-2015, 09:32
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Quote:
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I think there must have been a mistranslation. He said it was OK to have sex with camels.
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One hump or two? 
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05-01-2015, 09:59
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I guess it is always hump day for them! 
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05-15-2015, 10:41
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Camels everywhere will be breathing a sigh of relief.
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05-15-2015, 11:01
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When they said that the camels are their Main Ride, I thought they were referring to transportation!
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05-15-2015, 11:03
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You do know why camels are called the ships of the desert, right?
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05-15-2015, 11:06
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You do know why camels are called the ships of the desert, right? |
I'm afraid to ask but, Bring it?
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05-15-2015, 11:20
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On the up side I don't think Islam REQUIRES women to WATCH Haji have sex with camels. Does it?? 
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05-15-2015, 11:23
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I'm afraid to ask but, Bring it?
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Beacuse they're filled with Arabian semen...
::rim shot::
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05-15-2015, 15:01
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Quote:
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Beacuse they're filled with Arabian semen...
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05-15-2015, 21:02
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Quote:
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Beacuse they're filled with Arabian semen...
::rim shot:: |
So you were a proctologist before you became an oncologist?
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05-16-2015, 14:47
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Quote:
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Beacuse they're filled with Arabian semen...
::rim shot:: |
If I my eyes rolled any further I'd need an Opthamologist.
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05-16-2015, 16:28
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Am I the only one who really doesn't have any interest in banging a chick on top of a camel? 
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