How the FUCK does this story about 26 " Special Operations Soldiers" not end with the tagline that sounds a little like this...
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A sword wielding man from Kern County, California is currently recovering from nearly fatal injuries when a katana was lodged deep inside of his ass.
The man used his ninja sword to attack two Soldiers - he was immediately surrounded by 24 other soldiers hell bent on seeing how much of a katana can fit inside of the human rectum.
The Ridgecrest Police Department was forced to intervene on the mans behalf when it became obvious that the "Special Operations Soldiers" were about to start conducting pain management experiments on the injured shinobi warrior.
When questioned about the incident, several of the "Special Operations Soldiers" stated under oath that the ninja initially attempted to recruit members of the elite "Special Operations Unit" as sales associates in his Amway retail sales network. several other elite "Special Operations Soldiers" stated under oath that the black clad shinobi tripped and fell while presenting his sales pitch - landing ass first on his ninja sword.
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but no.
the police log states that the 26 spec ops troops were hunkered down in a hangar waiting for help
WHAT.THE.MOTHER.FUCK
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