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Old 05-03-2022, 20:58   #1
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A spoonful of sugar helps…

A spoonful of sugar helps…the peas go down.
EAT YOUR PEAS!

(Box has converted me to the Dark Side)

https://youtu.be/3FhCfRdISeU
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Old 05-03-2022, 21:15   #2
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impeachment
corona
peaceful protest riots
fraud
russian pipeline hacks
murder hornets
insurrection
more corona
more impeachment
systemic racism
extremist stand-downs
crack head sons lap top
more russians but with the threat of nuclear armageddon
even more russians with the threat of hypersonic super missiles
more corona
repeated threat of mysterious food shortages
death of free speach because elon wants twitter to support free speach
unchecked oppression of women because the SCOTUS thinks laws in the united STATES of america should be a state problem instead of a federal problem


at this point - I'll eat a number ten can filled with peas and doused in batshit fresh out of the wuhan virus lab if it will make this fucking dumpster fire stop long enough for me jab a few knitting needles into my own ears

anything to get the talking heads on TV out of my head


i give up - i'll eat peas just make the bad men stop
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Old 05-03-2022, 21:23   #3
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impeachment
corona
peaceful protest riots
fraud
russian pipeline hacks
murder hornets
insurrection
more corona
more impeachment
systemic racism
extremist stand-downs
crack head sons lap top
more russians but with the threat of nuclear armageddon
even more russians with the threat of hypersonic super missiles
more corona
repeated threat of mysterious food shortages
death of free speach because elon wants twitter to support free speach
unchecked oppression of women because the SCOTUS thinks laws in the united STATES of america should be a state problem instead of a federal problem


at this point - I'll eat a number ten can filled with peas and doused in batshit fresh out of the wuhan virus lab if it will make this fucking dumpster fire stop long enough for me jab a few knitting needles into my own ears

anything to get the talking heads on TV out of my head


i give up - i'll eat peas just make the bad men stop
Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy,
And we shall have PEAS.

https://youtu.be/m3sxDlDxzac
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