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Old 05-07-2022, 06:42   #16
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Old 05-07-2022, 10:34   #17
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Old 05-07-2022, 18:56   #18
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Old 05-07-2022, 19:11   #19
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Old 05-07-2022, 19:22   #20
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Old 05-07-2022, 19:40   #21
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Old 05-08-2022, 05:46   #22
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Old 05-08-2022, 06:11   #23
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Old 05-09-2022, 11:35   #24
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"He died happy, knowing he lived."

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Old 05-09-2022, 19:40   #25
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Old 05-10-2022, 05:48   #26
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Old 05-10-2022, 20:06   #27
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Six word campfire story sonnet complete.


Professional soldiers with words of wit,
Laconically write thoughts that don’t wind;
Stoic, enduring, with bodies so fit,
Never neglecting an also fit mind.

An Internet forum with simple style,
Is playground for clever bantering duels;
Revealing a level of subtle guile,
Creative freedom yet within the rules.

Memories all search deep to recover,
Creating the campfire stories for fun;
Newfound poems a joy to discover,
Circling back to the recognized ONE.

That greatest aphorism, held most dear,
Is epitomized thusly: “HOLD MY BEER.”
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Old 05-10-2022, 20:58   #28
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Well Done!!

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Six word campfire story sonnet complete.


Professional soldiers with words of wit,
Laconically write thoughts that don’t wind;
Stoic, enduring, with bodies so fit,
Never neglecting an also fit mind.

An Internet forum with simple style,
Is playground for clever bantering duels;
Revealing a level of subtle guile,
Creative freedom yet within the rules.

Memories all search deep to recover,
Creating the campfire stories for fun;
Newfound poems a joy to discover,
Circling back to the recognized ONE.

That greatest aphorism, held most dear,
Is epitomized thusly: “HOLD MY BEER.”
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Old 05-10-2022, 22:21   #29
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“Submit reply”, it’s too late now.
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Old 05-11-2022, 00:15   #30
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Six word campfire horror story sonnet.


Stagflation numbers spread throughout the news,
Hope springing eternal for better days;
Suppressing all of the opposing views,
Media trying to give Brandon praise.

The story shifts to adventures afar,
Blue and yellow everywhere on TV;
Another madman seeking to be Czar,
Nations staggering into world war three.

Again, at home, gasoline prices climb,
“Will anyone save us?” Countless bemoan;
Every person counting every last dime,
Heroes arrived, soon extending a loan.

Apprehending now, the people did yelp,
Government officials: “We’re here to help.”
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