05-04-2022, 12:51
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Six word campfire stories are fun.
If you have one, post it !!
C’mon man, you know… the thing!!!
"Department of Misinformation" said the resident
“Russia is a country!” said Carmello.
“Is this thing on?” asked Brandon.
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05-04-2022, 14:01
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“May the Fourth be with you”
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“Use teamwork and control. A squad without teamwork and control is nothing more than a small mob with weapons. Success depends on a high level of teamwork and control within the squad.” — pg. 3-596 STP 7-11BCHM-SM-TG
“Let’s go Brandon!” — Kelli Stavast
"...I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere.” — Thomas Jefferson
When the Revolution goes “live”, the People I’m worried about, are NOT the People I worry about. — Me
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05-05-2022, 06:18
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"Pronouns!"...he, she, they, them said.
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Muslim phrase: "Aloha Snackbar!"
English translation: "Draw, Mother-F*cker!""
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05-05-2022, 06:50
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"What difference does it make" Hilary
" Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall"
" Only you can prevent forest fires"
" This is your brain on drugs"
" Just a bill on capital hill"
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"Make sure your plan fits the terrain or you will be slurping mud puddles”
"Me"
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05-05-2022, 08:32
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“The toothpaste dropped”, he said crestfallen.
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Make a decision, and then make it the right one through your actions.
"Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap." -Ecclesiastes 11:4 (NIV)
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05-05-2022, 08:37
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Ladies and gentlemen; president elect, Brandon.
There's voices downstairs; I live alone.
Engagement ring for sale; never worn.
There is someone in my closet.
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05-05-2022, 10:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Box
Engagement ring for sale; never worn.
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reminds me of these
Never fired rifle; only dropped once.
or
I never loved her like you...
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"Make sure your plan fits the terrain or you will be slurping mud puddles”
"Me"
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05-05-2022, 12:38
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“Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention“
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“Use teamwork and control. A squad without teamwork and control is nothing more than a small mob with weapons. Success depends on a high level of teamwork and control within the squad.” — pg. 3-596 STP 7-11BCHM-SM-TG
“Let’s go Brandon!” — Kelli Stavast
"...I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere.” — Thomas Jefferson
When the Revolution goes “live”, the People I’m worried about, are NOT the People I worry about. — Me
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05-05-2022, 21:03
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She really liked the back seat.
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05-06-2022, 06:17
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Ha, I like the backseat too!
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05-06-2022, 14:51
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She said 'I'm on birth control'
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05-06-2022, 19:55
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"of course you are" he quipped
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05-06-2022, 23:17
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'It's on safe, pull the trigger'
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05-07-2022, 01:02
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Love letter marked return to sender.
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05-07-2022, 06:11
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“If I only had (gotten) one _______.” (chance, choice, opportunity, try, turn, more)
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