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Old 04-19-2022, 13:32   #1
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The 3 Funniest Words in America on 19 April 2022

Here it is folks - the 3 funniest words in America as of 19 April 2022...




1) Johnny

2) Depp

3) Testimony




Holy shit - this should be a Pay Per View event sponsored by Comedy Central.
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Old 04-20-2022, 06:38   #2
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Although I'm not normally of the remotest interest in Hollyweird, I'd pay to be in that room just to see the tensile strength of the walls under the load of crazy expanding within them. The "Big Bang" ain't got nothing on those two cartoon characters!!

A big bag of popcorn, a drink, and a lazy afternoon? It'd be amazing. Better than watching Box try to renew his license at the DMV!!

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Old 04-20-2022, 09:31   #3
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Although I'm not normally of the remotest interest in Hollyweird, I'd pay to be in that room just to see the tensile strength of the walls under the load of crazy expanding within them. The "Big Bang" ain't got nothing on those two cartoon characters!!

A big bag of popcorn, a drink, and a lazy afternoon? It'd be amazing. Better than watching Box try to renew his license at the DMV!!

You cannot be in that room due to the extreame over-pressurization. It would couse ones head to implode.
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Old 04-20-2022, 10:32   #4
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Watching these two woke crazy entitled degenerate millionaires from Hollywood in a 50 million dollar legal battle over who is the worst human being is funny. Having Fox news cover it like they are expecting someone to finally uncover the name of the second gunman that fired from the grassy knoll back in '63 makes it that much more bizarre. It is like watching a train wreck happen in real time - but in slow motion.

...in real time, in slow motion, with Michael Bay directing the courtroom activities with a well orchestrated stream of strategically placed pyrotechnics happening in the back ground.

In other news - Ghislaine Maxwell still hasn't been sentenced for the sex trafficking of minors...
...possibly because she apparently didn't traffic them to anyone - considering the DOJ has had over three months to arrest those that were involved in the sex trafficking of children. Courts cant get that right - but they are all over the real life story of "Benny and Joon"

But hey look on the bright side - Americans now know way more about Queen Mera and Captain Jack than we ever wanted to know - and rich powerful people around the world have gotten away with sex trafficking because Jeffery Epstein murdered himself before he could testify





I ask you...
Have ya' ever talked to your dog, only to have them look at you crazy and cock their head sideways out of curiosity - that's what I feel like all the time these days.

Head cocked sideways trying to figure out exactly what the fuck it is I am actually hearing people say.
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Old 04-20-2022, 11:18   #5
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I ask you...
Have ya' ever talked to your dog, only to have them look at you crazy and cock their head sideways out of curiosity - that's what I feel like all the time these days.

Head cocked sideways trying to figure out exactly what the fuck it is I am actually hearing people say.
My exact reaction to things now days, the old head cocked sideways with that look in your eye...
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Old 04-20-2022, 14:30   #6
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CRAZY WORLD:

The Easter Bunny is in control of the POTUS... What's Next ?
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The Easter Bunny is in control of the POTUS... What's Next ?
Your saying that was not Jimmy Stewart and Harvey?
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Old 04-20-2022, 23:11   #8
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Antonio F Branco had a funny take on the matter.
https://comicallyincorrect.com/a-f-b...from-behind-2/
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My exact reaction to things now days, the old head cocked sideways with that look in your eye...
You and me both...mind boggling stuff going on.
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