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Old 05-12-2022, 13:54   #46
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Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.
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Old 05-12-2022, 15:18   #47
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Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.

On that note, I am defeated.
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Old 05-12-2022, 15:46   #48
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On that note, I am defeated.
Brooding Box best build back better.

(Now I see bees, I won!)
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Old 05-12-2022, 16:25   #49
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Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.
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Old 05-12-2022, 16:36   #50
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Proficient in speaking backwards, I am.
I did Yoda today, did I?

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My dyslexia delivered unto me defeat!
“Yoda today” is not “Yoda tadoy”.

I was outmaneuvered by an “ODA”.
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Old 05-13-2022, 07:03   #51
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K, now you're just plowing salt into the fields and slaughtering the cattle.

I think i saw box at CVS looking for some butt-salve.

Sorry Box, we still love you!!! But GC scares me...I'm building a throne out of skulls for him at present.
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Old 05-13-2022, 08:24   #52
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K, now you're just plowing salt into the fields and slaughtering the cattle.

I think i saw box at CVS looking for some butt-salve.

Sorry Box, we still love you!!! But GC scares me...I'm building a throne out of skulls for him at present.
“Conan! What is best in life?”

I am guilty of word crimes.

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
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Old 05-13-2022, 10:31   #53
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This thread makes me smile lots.
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Old 05-14-2022, 14:52   #54
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Six word rap battles are fun.

GC tries rap battling against Yoda.

<Yoda and GC are on stage.>

[GC does his rap battle opening.]

<The lights dim. The music starts.>

GC is back talkin’ Internet smack,
Against this hermit, lookin’ like Kermit.

All too easy, here’s my roast:
Pathetic puny green…dyslexic force ghost.

Lost your Jedi to Sith politics.
What was that again? Order 66.

<GC drops the microphone and glares.>

[Yoda does his rap battle response.]

<Force levitates the microphone to himself.>
<Darth Vader breathing. The music starts.>

Weak, your lyrics. Apparent, your fears.
Schooled fools, I’ve, for 800 years!

Butthurt, GC? To ass, apply salve.
Humiliating, need? Found someone, you have.

Grandmaster Jedi of “do”, am I,
Afresh, teaching, there is no “try”.

<Force pushes GC off the stage.>
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Old 05-14-2022, 16:13   #55
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Jeebers, is there a DLAT proficiency level for that?
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Old 05-14-2022, 21:49   #56
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“Conan! What is best in life?”

I am guilty of word crimes.

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

the plaindromes made my participle dangle...
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Old 05-14-2022, 22:32   #57
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Cunning linguist gushes over talented tongue.
Coffee burns, coming from your nose.
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Old 05-16-2022, 20:17   #59
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Someone stop him ! get a Bung !
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Someone stop him ! get a Bung !
My people; we are without bungholes…
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