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Originally Posted by rsdengler
Answer the door bare ass naked...
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Keep in mind - you are talking about going bare ass naked in front of folks from the Biden administration. I dont think opening the door bare ass naked is really going to dissuade the moral degenerates that associate with that side of the political spectrum.
Count yourself lucky if all they do is try to sniff your hair - but prepare your self for the worst.
If you are answering the door bare ass naked for attention - there are far better options than to do it in front of crusaders from the Biden administration.
But if you go through with it - do it without a face mask - and demand to speak to them while standing closer than six feet away. Your speaking distance should be closer than two middle easterners chatting over morning tea
show interest, but do it close. encroach on their space. agree with their pitch - ask for more information - tell them you are concerned because so many friends and family have been impacted by the virus - make sure you cough a few times without covering your mouth
Tell them that when Joe Biden admitted that the US government conducted illegal experiments on the Tuskegee Airmen - it made you afraid of the government.
After all, if FDR and Harry Truman could approve of such treachery, the surely the current batch of government lackeys would have no problems lying to the public - but they look honest and you are ready to trust them
Keep some cookies by the door like its trick or treat time.
Thank them for sacrificing their time to teach you the truth about vaccines - offer them some cookies and invite them into your home...
If they enter...
EAT THEM
Eat those mother fuckers like pulled pork on labor day weekend. You're going to want to use a vinegar heavy BBQ sauce because people generally taste like shit - especially if they eat a low fat vegan diet - a good Carolina style sauce should cover the gamey flavor that you get from a wild liberal.
...then put on their clothes and go around town"teaching" people about the vaccine. You've got to go straight
silence-of-the-lambs and wear their skin like a suit or else people will recognize you. I also recommend you round out your disguise with a big red nose and a pair of Joe-Biden sunglasses with fake eyebrows.
Then when you are several neighborhoods away from your own, use their phone to get on line, cuss out their boss, deny science, and quit their job while declaring that you are moving to Cuba.
Then, get on with your life.