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Old 12-07-2021, 07:57   #1
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Alzheimer’s and Viagra

https://interestingengineering.com/s...-by-70-percent

Just what we need. Half Senile seniors running around with hardons
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Old 12-07-2021, 08:40   #2
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https://interestingengineering.com/s...-by-70-percent
Just what we need. Half Senile seniors running around with hardons

I'm gonna take a stab at explaining this to those of you that don't have a wealth of medical knowledge - stay with me as I explain "the science"

So, as the article CLEARLY states, the researchers at the Cleveland Clinic recently isolated some research data that's suggests the drug, 'sildenafil' may actually be therapeutic in the treatment of Alzheimer's disease.

The major finding is that sildenafil (also known as Viagra) has been found to increase brain cell growth - more on that later - but the other critical finding is the ability of the drug to decrease hyperphosphorylation of tau proteins, a process that usually leads to "tangles"

Understanding these "tangles" can help lead us to a logical explanation. We all know once these tangles reach a certain level - a mans thought processes deteriorate resulting in abnormal and sometimes inappropriate behavior. We ALSO know that a mans brain in in his dick and sildenafil OBVIOUSLY has a known track record of increasing the growth of these penile brain cells.

Once these brain cells have grown to an acceptable level, the patient is able to achieve a therapeutic release of local stressors that helps to "untangle" their thought process.

BAM - Viagra increases the growth of brain cells and decreases the rate of the hyperphosphorylation that causes tangles.
Because, science.


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Old 12-07-2021, 10:03   #3
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I understood it was so they didn’t roll out of bed.
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Old 12-07-2021, 10:50   #4
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I understood it was so they didn’t roll out of bed.

Don't mock science !!
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Old 12-07-2021, 17:27   #5
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It makes sense on one level... as a vascular dilator it would increase blood flow thru out the body to include ones noggin... they other aspect is interesting.
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Get ready, Biden will compromise himself with a full frontal.
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Old 12-08-2021, 10:28   #7
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It makes sense on one level... as a vascular dilator it would increase blood flow thru out the body to include ones noggin... they other aspect is interesting.
An interesting article on our sensory inputs and keeping up with the health of same...
https://neurosciencenews.com/catarac...ementia-19758/
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Old 12-08-2021, 11:30   #8
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I'm confused. This is 'The Comedy Zone' and some of you are being all science-ey.
It's challenging to be funny when people post serious content...

...CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I've already explained why viagra works
Now I'm going to explain why catamaran surgery works as an adjunct to these treatments.

Cataracts are natures beer goggles - it fucks your vision up.
They cloud your vision. Seeing through natures beer goggles is a bit like looking through frosty glass...
...a nice foamy, freshly drank frosty glass.

Clouded vision caused by natures beer goggles makes it hard to read, hard to drive a car (especially at night), and can even make it hard to see the expression on someones face.

JUST.LIKE.BEER.GOGGLES.

Sometimes, the same chemical process that causes beer goggles causes your cognitive processes to become "tangled"
...do you all remember "tangled" from my last post ??

Viagra and clear vision provide a much better result than beer goggles and clouded vision.
...and some of you jokers learned that shit first hand when you were 19 year old enlisted troops hanging out of hay street back in the day. Tangled thought processes and beer goggles will make a 19 year old Army private do some outlandish shit.

Now apply that to current events - doesn't President Brandon periodically come across as being mildly clouded and wildly tangled?
...YES.HE.DOES.

What do you want to bet that a viagra and a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon would turn that crazy old fucker into a rampaging beast? In fact, can't we all agree that there are times when he not only seems alert and aware and at the same time mildly inappropriate in a touchy-feely kind of way?
It's almost like he used a couple of PBR's to wash down a viagra just before he walked on stage. Why else do you think he is ALWAYS late to his speaking engagements.


You're welcome.


Now, go follow the SCIENCE !!!
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Old 12-08-2021, 12:13   #9
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I understood it was so they didn’t roll out of bed.
Bahahaha...Now that's a good one
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Old 12-08-2021, 12:20   #10
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Admittedly I was a little reticent to post that here however I wasn’t worried about you, you are probably the most nimbly cognizant person I’m aware of.

Interesting though how throughout history science has morphed depending on the whims of religion and politics... I try to pay attention to physics though, it can bite you if you don’t.
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Old 12-08-2021, 13:56   #11
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Bahahaha...Now that's a good one
It's not as funny as you think - the government is full of folks that could take two or three Viagra and it still wouldn't be enough to keep them from rolling out of bed.
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Old 12-08-2021, 21:17   #12
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Wait a minute here!! Wait a minute here!!

The article says that “Viagra Usage Could Reduce Alzheimer's Risk by 70 Percent.

First, could is a weasel word, that means maybe, so it would raise false hope among the semi-cognitive seniors wives, girl friends / boyfriends, and midget wrestlers; and second if it reduces Alzheimer’s risk by 70%, what about the other 30% who now have their first erection in years, and don’t have a clue what to do about it.

As Penn exclaims “Half Senile seniors running around with hardons”, and Box, scientifically informing us that now with NO TANGLES, they would increase cell growth in their “penile brain cells” (PBC® ). They would be screwing anything with an orifice, like knot holes, rolling doughnuts, bagels, small tires, and Hogs, Dawgs, and Frogs.

There would be Women of every stripe wanting to shoot the damn fools who loaded these guns, without giving a clue on how to aim the shots. There would be farmers calling the Sheriff, complaining that their cows ran off, and were following some guy with his pants down, and a smile on his face.

Is this science ?, Yes it is, but just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.

Beware, Box with his “fancy” talk, is trying to lead us astray.

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Beware, Box with his “fancy” talk, is trying to lead us astray.
If you take a sample of the population that as you so crassly put it - have their first erection in years - then I would estimate that as many as 30% of them would not know what to do with it regardless of the administered dose of sildenafil.

Empirical data suggests that a control group treated with a placebo would also not know what to do with 'it'
That same data suggests that there is a 30% cross-section of healthy American males that are not tangled, not under the influence of PBR, and are not being medicated with sildenafil - and they would STILL have no idea what to do with 'it'
...there are probably a few routinely disappointed board members that identify as female that would provide positive research data to reinforce that claim.

I have used the word "would" not less than five times in this post as an alternative to the word "could" and the context is nearly the same.

Senile ryhmes with penile.
Could rhymes with wood.
Therapeutic doses of sildenifil cause wood.


It's easy once you learn how to interpret the data. C'mon man - I've got a 3rd Degree Green Belt in science...
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Tangled thought processes and beer goggles will make a 19 year old Army private do some outlandish shit.!
Probably somewhere between and including Rick’s Lounge and the Menopause Lounge….just thinking.
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Probably somewhere between and including Rick’s Lounge and the Menopause Lounge….just thinking.
If there had been smart phones and social media when the Fire-Fly was still open - I suspect a lot of young troops on Fort Bragg would still be trying to explain what went on at that place. Lord only knows how many folks walked out of that place all twisted up in the head.

In fact - the desire to forget the kind of hook-up associated with places like the Fire-Fly could be one of the things that causes the tangled brain activity we have been talking about.
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