I'm going to share the secret with you fuckers - but this is the last time.
The cure for viral respiratory diseases caused by a SARS-associated corona-virus...
-Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
-Vicks DayQuil Cough and Flu
-Sprite
...everything else is just pharmaceutical profiteering.
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