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Old 02-08-2022, 17:37   #1
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If I only had a crack pipe

Wasn't sure where to put this. Since it made me laugh it's landing here.

The old Stealers-Wheel song....


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...al-equity.html



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Old 02-08-2022, 18:10   #2
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The irony of it all.

"Surging drug overdose deaths has cost America $1 TRILLION every year as experts warn of devastating impact the US's drug problem has on the economy"

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Old 02-08-2022, 20:21   #3
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Hunter should do quality control on all of them before they are shipped out, Make sure they all work properly don't want to upset the voters.
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Old 02-09-2022, 08:46   #4
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Old 02-09-2022, 10:42   #5
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Normally, I'd use this as a chance to introduce another episode of "Routine Crimes Unit" or rewrite an old fairy tale using woke language tropes. Maybe even jot down a haiku that pokes fun at what is going on in the news...

This on the other hand - in juxtaposition with his shit fisted drug addled corrupt progeny and this effort being announced at the beginning of Black History month - when a guy like this makes an effort to earmark government funding to buy crack pipes for a society that is already being crippled by rampant crime and drug addiction...

Well, lets just agree that when an opportunity like that presents itself, the jokes write themselves. That being said...



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Remember the Opium Wars that China lost, twice. They are winning this time because we aren't fighting back.
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