Normally, I'd use this as a chance to introduce another episode of "Routine Crimes Unit" or rewrite an old fairy tale using woke language tropes. Maybe even jot down a haiku that pokes fun at what is going on in the news...
This on the other hand - in juxtaposition with his shit fisted drug addled corrupt progeny and this effort being announced at the beginning of Black History month - when a guy like this makes an effort to earmark government funding to buy crack pipes for a society that is already being crippled by rampant crime and drug addiction...
Well, lets just agree that when an opportunity like that presents itself, the jokes write themselves. That being said...
I got nuthin'
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