Three Wishes

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A nurse comes up to the white house doctor and tells him, “Something is wrong with the president. His head looks like a giant blueberry!”

The doctor figures the nurse is just using a bit of hyperbole. But when he goes into the oval office - sure enough - there sits the president - seemingly oblivious to the fact that his head is an odd shade of blue and as big as a beach ball.

Without examining him at all, the doctor declares “This is out of my domain. I’m referring you to an ear, head & neck specialist.”

So the president goes to the ear, head & neck specialist. There the receptionist sees him and immediately goes to tell the specialist “I think you should see this - the president is in the waiting room and his head looks like a big blue balloon.”

The ear, head & neck specialist does a quick physical examination and rubs his chin in frustration, thinking that something must be wrong. Terrified, the ear, head & neck specialist calls the Center for Disease Control.

The CDC sends in a man named Anthony that specializes in mythological medicine who calmly asks the president, “Can you tell me what happened?”

The president looks a little confused and can't understand all of the commotion and begins to tell his story...
“Back when I was the vice president, I was exploring a secret passage under the oval office and I found an old lamp. A genie came out and offered to give me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to be fabulously rich. I made a few deals with the Chinese and the Ukrainians, and POOF - I was worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

“Really? What was your second wish?”

“I wished to be the president. The genie introduced me to a group of foreign investors, globalists, and dirty politicians that said they could make me the president. All I had to do is read prepared statements from a teleprompter and occasionally give a speech blaming rich politicians for all the evils in the world. When I emerged from the secret corridor - POOF - I was the president."


Doctor Anthony stroked his chin for a moment, pondered how this could be connected to Brandon's YUGE indigo-colored melon, and then asked the president, “Well, you must tell me what the third wish was. I have a feeling it could help cure your condition.”

The president was becoming increasingly more irritated and couldn't understand why everyone was getting so excited...
"of course", said the president - “When it was time for my third wish, I had already become rich and powerful and no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't think of a third wish. After a great deal of thought, I told the genie that I’d always wanted to have a big blue head.”